Six things you can offer a witch?

I’ve been reading a lot of articles about folklore lately, and not taking enough notes. Somewhere along the line I stumbled upon a list of six things, one of which you’d better have when you visit a witch.

To the best of my memory they were “food, booze, tobacco, sex, death, or love,” but I’m not sure anymore. I’d really like to remember.

My brain is so scrambled that I can’t remember if this was cited in a scholarly article or if it was something a blogger said off the hip. Does it sound to anyone like a familiar quotation?

Considering how much of witch lore is made up out of fragments and speculation, the 6 things list is probably isolated to one book or article.

Not a familiar quote to me and I have studied witchcraft lore at 2 different points in my life.

Morticia Addams would likely offer up henbane and eye of Newt as two of them.

Only reference I can find is in ‘How To Train Your Dragon’.

The Roman Shield
The ticking thing
The arrow from the Land-that-does-not-exist.
The key that opens all locks
The heart’s stone
The second best sword

Food works pretty good for me. Just sayin’…

Although booze is also a good choice and love is fantastic, but it has to be the real true thing for that last one.

I know some witches.

Can’t say I ever heard the OP’s quote, but I’m sure that they wouldn’t mind if you had MONEY when you visited them. I’m sure they’d prefer it to DEATH.

In my experience, weed should probably fit in there somewhere.

Stevie Nicks Mix Tape.

Which witch?

Small rocks!

A duck!

An offer to “stir her cauldron”

An offer to “pet her cat”

A ride on your “broomstick” (nothing to do with Doper Broomstick)

From Honest Lewis:

thank you!

Brilliant!

As for the OP, it’s a first for me as well. I wonder is it a poetic thing or practical advice?

A bell, a book, a candle…and three other things.

Ooooo!

OK…

My question is, though, what exactly is the “unanständige Gebärde”?

I believe that Coleridge translated it as "a thrust of his codpiece-clad genitals"