Six word stories: Trump Edition

Make ME! ME! ME! great again.

Grover Cleveland’s record should remain intact.

Driver! Take me to the Capitol!

I am the Master of Projection!

Orangeman should be wearing the color.

ISWYDT :laughing:

Disagree with me – I’ll destroy you.

DOJ, Garland - get a move on!

Lie. Lie again. Lie some more. Keep lying.

(BTW, this IS only six words. The word ‘lie’ was repeated twice, but it’s the same word so in true Trump manner, since I’m the guy who posted it I’ve decided that it only counts once.)

-“BB”-

Fighting desperately, keeping taxes from Congress.

Getting help from a distrustful court.

Chum Lindsey Graham must testify, though.

Must give them limos versus salaries!

But Bannon’s my man. He’ll be…

Look, we only need 11,000 votes.

We’re not sending our best, either.

Sled? Hidden with the stolen documents?

Coined dumb nickname for DeSantis; criticized.

I’ll very probably do it again.

His candidates didn’t do that well.