Six word stories: Trump Edition

The goal of this thread is to tell a story about the Trump Presidency using six words. A few examples are given. Inspired by this thread: Stories In Six Words

Good President? Or best president ever?

Circus Peanut turns politics into circus.

I don’t really care. Do U?

Never go broke underestimating American tastes?

Lex talionis replaces rule of law?

Trump loves Trump more than country.

Donald Trump ? Has he gone yet ?

Lie, tweet, crap, blame, tweet, crap.

The fucker’s still breathing ain’t he?

He wants to rule the world!

I hope we don’t let him.

i wish he would say this:

Covfefe was his only good act.

(Crosses fingers.). Exit, pursued by bear?

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Moving: Game Room, Thread Games.

Person, woman, man, camera, TV, indictment.

I have the biggliest six words.

Reality is only what I claim.

Authoritarian regimes like me, going UAE.

Like a pimple that needs popping.

Coming to a prison near you.

DJ absconds in white golf cart

Horrible man does horrible things. Duh.

Fascist ogre tries to dominate nation.

Plays like Pelé from the rough.