Six word stories: Trump Edition

He and Joe both bow out.

Voters wise up, start cleaning house.

-“BB”-

Thumbs-up even in Tiffany’s wedding pics.

Trump has Presidential Diarrhea, runs again.

-“BB”-

Hope he kills the Republican Party.

Rupert is so over The Donald

I’ll release them after I’m audited!

Lost twice in court yesterday, heheh.

Tiny-handed loser rapist flings ketchup.

“Guilty” on fraud charges – troubles mounting

-“BB”-

Herschel Walker lost; another endorsement failure.

Weaponizing useful idiots against the Constitution.

New York court nails him for fraud.

Not all about him – skips debates.

Jawed god lies.
Flawed fraud. Surprise!

Who’ll he throw under bus next?

He’s not a fan of military.

Greatest. Bestest. Beautifulest. Oh, it’s Trump…

He’s going to start civil war.

Unlikely, but just damn possible enough.