I was calling him Agent Orange, then Cadet Bone Spurs. Flaming asshole lasted awhile, then what someone here called him, the orange shit-gibbon. Now I have evolved into Donald J Thump, the giant toe-head, because his head looks like a giantic hairy big toe. Edited to add the orange fuckstick might come up next.
Cheeto Benito.
The Howling Yam.
TTTTrump. The first three T’s stand for “Temper Tantrum Toddler”.
Tangerine nightmare.
Small Hands
Loser Donald Trump
Donnie Two Scoops
I almost forgot, what they should use in every headline: “failed president and suspected felon Donald Trump”.
I’m partial to Dolt 45.
I’m just gonna stick with Liar In Chief
The Hate Pumpkin
Old Dickory
The Elderly Bald And Wrinkled Daughter-Fucking Con Artist
Mango Mussolini
Yep, couldn’t complain about ‘Fake News’ with that headline.
Does he have his own sound-track?
The Orange stain on the Whitehouse.
I’d settle for Mr. Trump
But in keeping with the spirit of the thread:
+1 for Dolt 45
or Swamp Drainer
The Short-Fingered Vulgarian. Always go for the classics.
Points for Cadet Bone Spurs, though, which pinpoints both his hypocrisy and his cowardice.
DOTUS is my go-to.
For now I’m sticking with President Trump. I started it out of respect for the office, but then found that it makes an excellent foil for the inevitable shit storm to follow.
“President Trump publicly insulted porn star and former mistress. . .”
See how that flows? If you start it with "The Trumpster fire . … " then the behavior sort of normalizes. What else would you expect from “Hair Gropenfuhrer”?
SCROTUS
(So Called Ruler Of The United States)
Credited to Elayne Boosler