sk8's Dating Service Thread

In response to this baloney:

Dropzone said in this thread:
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=46116&pagenumber=2

Forget all that crap…

My dating service allows people atleast 9 years old to join. Thats right 9 years old. I assume there’s no one under the age of 9 on this message board, so it seems like an appropriate age minimum.

On with the show.

Smashing idea, sk8. I think your theme song should be Oingo Boingo’s “Little girls”.

<runs very quickly>

Eh, whatever helps… Oh… wait… Heeeeeeeeeeeyyy!!!

It’s like my pa always said:

If there’s grass in the field, play ball!