All-around great guy, witty writer and good with a grill, who knew he had such a great arm on him? He helped lead us to a 7-2 victory over a team whose name is really immaterial to the purpose of this post.
If there is ever a DoperDodgeball game, you’re gonna wanna Pick Skip!
Yeah, well, I still wouldn’t trust him around my turtles.
This is truly great praise from our team’s Mighty Leader. Y’all should see Hey you! out on the dodgeball field: ducking and jumping and doing impressive gymnastics to win the game. So much energy! I feel old and slow just watching him.
Dodgeball is incredibly fun, folks, lemmee tell ya’. Best of all is when you win and get a coupon for free “towers of beer” at a local bar. There we get to discuss strategy. Who knew there was dodgeball strategy? It’s great!
All hail Captain Hey you!
Bah. You know they were asking for it.