Slavercise, anyone?

[Davebear]

I suppose it was inevitable.

Source: Reuters News Service
**Talk about getting whipped into shape.

Students at “Slavercise,” a class in New York combining sadomasochism and exercise, get a physical workout by “submitting” to the orders and whims of a dominatrix named Mistress Victoria.

She orders the class around with a riding crop, dangerously pointed stiletto heels and, naturally, a dominating manner.

“If you don’t keep up, you get punished,” she warned her students at a recent class, which she oversaw with a nonstop string of insults and orders. "I don’t want to hear any whimpering. You’re here to suffer.

“I expect complete obedience, or I’ll give you a good spanking,” she said. “Do what I tell you to do. I don’t care if it hurts.”

Suffer and obey they do, and they do so happily. Clad in face masks, dog collars, rubber suits and other sartorial S&M paraphernalia, Mistress Victoria’s students run through the exercise regimen, knowing any slacking off will bring her wrath down upon them.

“Anybody is going to pay more attention to their fitness instructor if she’s got a riding crop in her hand and is wearing leather and stilettos,” she said. **

Anyone want to sign up? Seems to me, though, these people are probably pretenders. I would think, if they were truly into the scene, threats of withholding the spankings would be more effective.

[Frank_2]

New York is a little far to go for an exercise course. Oh well.

It does seem like the reward/punishment system needs fixing.
“Okay slaves, we’re going to do the 200m dash. Last place gets a spanking. First place gets 5 spankings.”

[LolaCocaCola]

No, but Mistress LolaCocaCola’s got a nice ring to it!
cracks whip

[Arden_Ranger]

Damn. I knew I should have moved to NY three years ago when I had the chance.

[Cisco]

Damn, I thought this was gonna be a new skit by Dave Chappelle or something.

[Mr. Slave]Jesus Christ[/Mr. Slave]

[Davebear]

*Originally posted by Frank #2 *
**New York is a little far to go for an exercise course. Oh well.

It does seem like the reward/punishment system needs fixing.
“Okay slaves, we’re going to do the 200m dash. Last place gets a spanking. First place gets 5 spankings.” **

Maybe you should start your own version. You seem to be a natural.

[Evil_Captor]

It’s not a new idea. I am the semi-proud owner of an old Harmony tape (like, from the 80s to judge by the hair) called “Jane Bonda’s Sexercise” that runs pretty much like the class does. Features “Scream Queen” Michelle Bauer as the Mistress of Physical Punishment, er. Fitness.

[Davebear]

*Originally posted by Evil Captor *
**It’s not a new idea. **

There are no new ideas. Only ones we haven’t heard of, yet. But, this is the first time I’ve heard of anyone taking the idea this far.