Sleep soundly, US dopers. The DHS is protecting you from laxative WMDs.

[slaphead]

Your tax dollars, hard at work. I saw this and felt obligated to share.

the story of Casey Cutler, an addled young man caught by very bad luck and drug use gone wrong, pathetically trying to make ricin from an intestinal lubricant.

[Sublight]

I feel safer already.