The Odd Couple: Felix and Oscar meet each other’s ex-wives and marry them.
** Mork and Mindy: ** Mork and Exidor come face-to-face with armed soldiers and high-tail it off the planet.
Everybody Loves Raymond: Raymond gets transferred to Albany.
Forrest Gump: The first person Forrest talks to on the bus bench gives him a local street map, with the bench’s location and that of Jenny’s house circled on it.
The Wizard of Oz: Just as Dorothy’s house lands on the Wicked Witch of the East, the WWOTE lives long enough to tell Dorothy to put the slippers on, click the heels together three times, and say “There’s No Place Like Home.”
Back to the Future: The bolt of lightning strikes the professor’s (unoccupied) DeLorean in the Penney parking lot, not the town clock in the 50s sequence.
Macbeth: Mrs. Macbeth remembers to remove blood from the hands by washing them with cold water, and she uses Boraxo for good measure. 
Sixth Sense: The kid’s nuts.
Star Trek: Five year mission reduced to 6 months when budgeted funds are cut by Star Fleet.
Gilligan’s Island: Gilligan falls off of cliff, Skipper and Professor repair boat.
Who’s The Boss?: After poll taken of local residents, Tony is indeed selected as Boss.
Citizen Kane: Code blue, code blue. Kane is resucitated.
Titanic: Hard a starboard. Boy that was close.
Saving Private Ryan:Ryan dies, Miller lives and we get the sequel Court Martialling Captain Miller.
The Matrix: Neo takes the blue pill.
The Daily Show: Jon Stewart takes news stories seriously.
Saved by the Bell The kids actually go to class like normal high school students.
-brianjedi
Lost In Space: Professor Robinson and Major West hold a drumhead court, convict Dr. Smith of sabotage, espionage and attempted murder, and execute him. The Robinsons are then able to repair the Jupiter II and complete their journey halfway through the first season.
Miami Vice: Following their third gun battle with drug lords, Crockett and Tubbs are permanently assigned desk duty.
**Alf:**The Tanners do the responsible thing and call the government authorities.
The Seven Samuri: The brigands decide to raid the village immediately.
The Prisoner: Number Six is interrogated with old-fashioned torture. After he resists breaking, they lobotomize him.
Charlotte’s Web : Wilbur wakes up the next morning to find that Charlotte has spun a web over his head, magically revealing the words “Eat Me.”
The Caine Mutiny: Captain Queeg gets washed overboard when the Caine turns and cuts its towline.
Music Man: The constable of River City recognizes Harold Hill as a con man the minute he comes to town; Hill is arrested and jailed.
King Lear: Lear decides not to wait until he dies; he gives the inheritance to Cordelia and tells Regan and Goneril to go to hell.
The Invisible Man: The college official’s secretary mistakenly opens all the letters he preprared to give to the Narrator, who reads them and decides to take the official to court instead of going up north.
Grapes of Wrath: The Joads’ car breaks down in Kansas; they’re offered a ride by a family going to Oregon, where there are no migrant labor camps.
The Simpsons: Homer tries his hand at trading stocks on the Internet and does so well he quits his job at Burns’ plant; the family moves to New York.
Casablanca: Rick is shangaied in Paris and spends the rest of the war sailing in the Caribbean on a German merchant ship.
Amadeus: Stanze’s family rejects Mozart; he moves to Leipzig and marries into J. S. Bach’s family.
Lord of the Rings: When Gandalf returns to the Shire and tosses the ring into the fire, the burning smell of plastic reveals that it is not the One Ring, but rather a Captain Crypto Secret Decoder Ring that Bilbo got out of a box of Froot Loops.
Star Wars: The stormtroopers shoot the escape pod.
Citizen Kane: “Did he say anything before he died?” “I don’t know, I was outside.”
Monty Python’s Flying Circus: “And now for something com-; oh, never mind.”
Raising Arizona: “Ah, keep the damn baby. I’ve got four others anyways.”
The Princess Bride: “I lied about it being iocane powder. It’s actually a poison known only to Sicilians. HAHAHAHAHAHA!”
The Phantom Menace: “I agree, Master Yoda. The kid isn’t worth the trouble to train.”
Lost in Space: “Look what I found in the maintenance bay! Star charts!”
Independence Day - The alien mother ship is running Norton Anti-Virus.
For that one to work, Vizzini would have had to be the one who gave the poison(and said it was iocane). It was actually Wesley who was carrying the poison with him. Wesley wasn’t lucky, he kept the poison with him for just such occasions.
MAS*H - Ceasefire!
To Kill a Mockingbird - “Not guilty!”
Pride and Prejudice - “Yeah, maybe you’re right. I was wrong about him…”
[Beauty and the Beast** - The petal hits the floor! Noooo!
~Raven
For a Few Dollars More Indigo, remembering the Man With No Name from the last movie, shoots him the second he walks in the church.
Goldfinger After Goldfinger pronounces the immortal line “No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die”, stays and watches to make sure he actually does.
Godfather- “Well, Pop’s a gangster, he kinda had this shooting coming… I say we let it pass.”
Bewitched- “The woman I love is an all powerful witch? Screw advertising, zap me up a Maserati and a French chateau, baby!”
I Dream of Jeannie “The woman I love is an all powerful genie? Screw NASA, zap me up a Maserati and a French chateau, baby!”
Gone With The Wind “To hell with Ashley- Rhett’s better looking, rich, unmarried, crazy about me, and not inbred!”
Medea “You want to divorce me for another woman? Fine… but you’re taking the kids while I go get my groove back!”
Three’s Company “I think I must have missed the first part of the conversation.”
Star Trek “Sure you can go to warp 10, we’ve got plenty of power.”
The Excorcist “There’s no easy way to tell you this… we’ve checked with priests and other experts, and your daughter has what we like to call ‘Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder’…”
:smack:
I’ve thought about that Princess Bride scenario too. Vizzini could actually have easily won. Wesley was certain that his plan would succeed, which is why he actually looked away when Vizzini switched the cups, and why he drank first. All Vizzini had to do was put his own poison in the cup he gave Wesley. Then after Wesley drank first, Vizzini would never have drank his cup, he would have just laughed.
Nighttime: Truely you have a dizzying intelect.
Actually, Goldfinger lets him go, so him leaving would actually have doomed bond.