We’re on an extended adventure with Bun-Bun outside the realms of time. A hot babe with a skimpy T-shirt is currently fighting off a horde of grey alien pirates. 
VIVA LA CROTCH!
Didn’t. Bert was killed by the EVIL when they returned to the Kitten II storyline.
Aw yeah . . . Riff is one sexy mofo. I love a boy with gigantic, heavily armed robots.
I need to get back to Sluggy. I’m never up to date, because unless I can read about six months straight, the comic never makes any damn sense. I wish Abrams had the ability to handle the different plotlines a little better.
[Joey]
Put those hands together, baby!
[/Joey]
Except for Gwynn. She’s an evil, vindictive bitch.
Admittedly, I’ve not read Sluggy since sometime around the re-hash of the kitten-spawn-of-satan storyline and those dreadful DoP Saturdays, so the characters may have changed somewhat, but never mind.
Zoe! Not only is she hot, she’s smart, and has been less of a doormat lately, Besides who wouldn’t want a woman that can turn into a convient means of transportation.
Do you expect me to believe in such a thing as were-camels? Why, that’s just stupid!
::Scott gets as trampled, as much as it is possible to be trampled by one camel::
Ian has stopped doing DoP, thank god. The new guest artist is pretty good, but Pete hasn’t given him any real meat to work with. I liked the storyline before this current one (That Which Redeems), but the return of Bun-Bun has been an enormous pile of crap.
As for the OP, I’d say Zoe, Sasha, or possibly Crystal the bartender. That is, if I were a single comic strip character, which I’m not.
Hey, what about Angela, post-kitten.
Pros:
She really devoted.
It would be cool to have a ghost for a girlfriend.
Cons:
She looks bad without her makeup.
http://sluggy.com/daily.php?date=010917&mode=weekly
Zoe.
Major babe.
Nitpick:
Indeed it is. However, I still have to go with Oasis. Now, the only way she would go with me is if the watch still existed and was set to have here be in love with me. Thus, there is no danger of her leaving and breaking up the deal mentioned in the OP, and if I say, “I love 80’s music”, she will try to kill Taco , personification of the 80’s but hey, it’s Taco, or maybe it’s Falco . Which one is which? Either way, no harm done, they are dead already.
P.S. Here is an Oasis storyline overview.
http://beta.sluggy.com/oasisguide.html
My own list of prefered Sluggy-Booty:
[ol]
[li]Zoe–Og, she’s gorgeous! She’s sweet! I love her hair.[/li][li]Gwynn–all she needs is a little non-demon lovin’, Baby.[/li][li]Oasis–crazy can be fun, ya know![/li][li]Sasha–too cold for a wife, but a nifty friend.[/li][/ol]
Sasha!! I really like her. She’s a bit odd, but that fits for me.
Do any of the guys who have the hots for Oasis remember all the times she nearly got Torg murdered? And the way she always tried to murder his friends? And the way she murdered chocolate ice cream? (“I didn’t even know you could kill chocolate ice cream!”)
Seriously, even if the sex was mind-blowing, I’d rather not end up dead.
Ok, Riff might not be the safest boyfriend in the world, but at least I’d know he wasn’t trying to kill me.
Have you even read past posts, previously? 
I have the hots for her and in pumbe–I mean number 32, I said:
Damn you Bosda !! I never heard of this comic strip before and now I can’t stop reading the archives.
I mean damn you in the nicest possible sense of the word of course
You may kowtow to me 3 times, young Padawan.
But…but…but…she’s very very sexy!
:eek:
Don’t you understand?!?!? :eek: :eek:
But she just doesn’t look all that good in a floatie.