We need to apoint a queen and king of slackerdom… Come on, how big a slacker are you?
ps… I’m pretty sure I can win this, but I don’t want to scare everyone off, so I’ll refrain from posting for a bit. LET IT FLOW~!!!
I glow with slack, I am redolent with slack, I can name television and radio shows from the past 50 years. I make Rosie O’Donnell look like a pisher.
I’m too slack to post a vote.
I have no chance of winning this, really, but I’ll give it a shot. Basically, the only thing I’m too lazy to do is eat. The rest of the stuff I’m too lazy to do I do anyway. I just hate doing it.
I spent all day Monday thinking about TV theme songs. And I washed dishes. That was about it.
On Tuesday, I read a poem, listened to U2 and teased Globe-Trotter. And I bought my mother’s birthday present, that was it. No wait, I also wrote one page for my new project, but it took me an hour, since I was gabbing on ICQ, too.
Today, I have written 3 pages and now I am tired and taking a coffee break. I take lots of coffee breaks, even though as an unemployed person, my life is just one big coffee break. Later, I will go outside and sit on a park bench. I will make gumbo for dinner. And that will be all.
Sometimes I sit and stare. That’s it. Just sit and stare.
I downloaded the mp3 of the Police Woman theme song today so I could relive memories of Angie Dickenson. I’m gay. So if I don’t want to fuck her, I obviously want to be her.
Just call me Pepper.
I have finals, and I’m posting here. I also have played numerous hours of Age of Empires in the past few days. I studied two-ish hours for my Latin final yesterday and I’m including posting here in my study time for Engineering.
We won’t talk about the amount of work I should have done this semester.
Ok, Pepper. (Well, you said “Just call me Pepper”…)
I am so slack that I quit my job and am moving to California. So there.
You know, it pains me to say this…
I don’t really qualify anymore. I’m 33. That means I was roughly 23-24 when the whole ‘slacker’ thing caught on. I lived it…I loved it.
But now I really enjoy having power and money. Ambition has planted its maker hooks in the ring segments of my soul.
So I guess I’ll just lounge over here and wait for a winner (who can’t be bothered to show up) to be declared. Though getting an actual vote count out of this group seems pretty unlikely.
Ok, you get mad style points for 2 reasons today, Mr. Chance. First, that line. Second, your Little Baby Kate has, quite possibly, the coolest name in the world. 
Hey! I get mad style points! And I’m not even sure if that’s good! WOOO!!!
Thanks for the baby compliments. To keep this sorta on topic…
You want something that instantly burns away your slackerdom…try having to support a baby!
And did I hit someones name on the head?
Mad style points are a Good Thing. Well, in my world they are.
::Rasa falls down from being hit on the head with her name::
Oh, come now! Why are you all even trying? You KNOW I haven’t worked in two months! You KNOW I go a week without leaving the house! You KNOW I’d rather move to CA than get a job here. Okay, that one is loaded, but anyway…You KNOW I have god-knows how many posts in a month.
Y’all are a bunch of amateurs. 
I’ve been slacking so much that trying to get enough work done to prevent failing, has me so stressed that I am mentally unable to write my Art History final today.
Oh, and the essay that was due on November 14th; I finished yesterday.
I’m still not sure if I qualify though, as my reasons for slacking had a lot to do with emotionally exhaustion… but it’s worth a try.
Oh wait! After my first year of University, I was kicked out for a year, cause of my stinky average… then I quit my job and stayed in my house for ten months.
That’s gotta be worth something!
Occasionally when I go home to visit my parents, I run into middle and high school teachers in public places. They still ask me if I am going to hand in assignments, or perhaps return borrowed textbooks that I never paid form
“Maybe next week.”
Nym, I haven’t worked since May. That’s going on 7 months. Today I will leave my house for the first time in about two weeks. I’m not too sure about the post count thing, but I still haven’t eaten. Let’s not forget my recent 14 hour Tony Hawk’s Proskater 2 marathon that happened simply because I didn’t want to reach down and turn the console off. (Really, I didn’t want to play anymore. And my thumbs hurt for a few days after that. Next time I’ll have someone else turn it off for me.)
Hmm. I get mad when I’m expected to work, and not get paid to post to the boards… does that count for anything?
Reallly. I do NOTHING here. I hate it. 7 days left. Woo!
Monday:
went to school - chatted while lessons and had to sit down on an extra desk therefor. (Now I talk to myself instead)
In breaks I stay seated and have others make tea for me.
After school I had therapy - then I went home to watch tv and go online. Then went to bed
Tuesday
went to school - got on my German teacher’s nerves - found out I will get a C in my fuckin native language aaaaargh!
decided to talk to my classmates instead of listening the teacher (i am a nightmare… I know)
went home - turned on music - found thousands of things to do instead of studiing.
Dani came round and after staring into our ecconomics books blankly for a minute or two we decided to watch the “sixth sense” video instead,…
After that I went online… oh and we did some witchcraft too… hehe … no fear… it was harmless haha (she found it in a teeny magazine and it was just too funny not to be tried)
Went to bed… sweet dreams…
Stil not studied
Wednesday: That would be today… school - coming home - eating - working on my webpage instead of studiing - dancing instead of studiing - making my drum sound terrible instead of studiing - listening to music instead of studiing.
Goonight
dodgy
PS: ecconomics test: tomorrow
How’s this one. From the begining of last July until the middle of last September, I did nothing at all except for stare at this computer and read this Message Board. I broke my wrist, and didn’t really leave the house but a few times for three months.
I was so slack, it would take an hour to reel me in.
I’ve been living off someone else for the past 11 years. The idea is that I do all the household stuff, but I haven’t so much as washed a dish since Sunday. Not only that, but I have filing to do that dates back to 1998, and I’m not even sure how much money we have in the bank.
But I’ve got plenty of time to post and chat! And I spent a fair amount of time figuring out how to get Hastur’s transfer of the Police Woman theme.