I was casually reading through the board forums today, not really interested in posting anything, when I noticed some similarities in the comments of some posters. You know, after a while, you can kind of tell a lot about a poster by the way they post and now and then by their sig line, if they use one.
Some posters, and no insults intended, seem to have far too much computer time on their hands, and some seem to mainly post mostly on certain subjects, which has made me wonder a bit about their personal lives.
So, I figured I have the solution: they need to get laid. Not just laid, but LAID, thoroughly and regularly. Some sweetly, vigorously and gently and others with bed vibrating enthusiastic, calorie burning, wild, hours lasting screwing!!
So, who, on the board, do you think needs to get really, really laid??
Jeremy’s Evil Twin: Definitely needs to be laid, frequently, thoroughly and, possibly gently, with great compassion or empathy. Sex is so good for low self esteem!
Collunsbury: Yep. He’s spent too much time with women who wrap themselves from head to foot. Needs to get occasionally laid vigorously with much raw dog lust by a sexy, buxom, short skirted beauty who likes and enjoys her own body and is erotic as hell.
Technichick: Frequently. Gently, thoroughly, with much cuddling, dim lights and soft music and touching. Wine should be imbibed to lower inhibitions and expand the pleasure. There is life beyond the computer.
Cyndar: Uh huh! Needs to get laid a lot. Both gently, sweetly and those great vigorous, mind bending episodes, that leave one exhausted and going ‘wow’! Perhaps the occassional good ol’ drunken ‘roll in the hay’ also. That should open her views beyond the veterinary realms.
There are more, but I leave it to you kind and gentle people to make the suggestions. 
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