raises hand
Present.
You may as well add my name to the list. It’s been so long since I’m done anyything that so much as hugging my ex boyfriend makes me think about sex. Not the greatest thing to think about when in a crowded hall way at school.
Kitty
And your point is???
Actually I just need a life once in a while off this thing, hard to do when you work in the internet realm. I did take almost two and a half days off of the boards, only to check email, once. I was able to catch up on my TV watching uninterrupted and I also got to watch my Avalanche kick some Redwings ass today! Tomorrow, I will be busy watching some auto racing and praying for some sunshine.
Oh and I don’t drink wine, that’s the call for “not now honey I have a headache”.
Oh and I am not familiar with who you are…hmmmm a newbie stating I need to get laid…hmmmm. No offense taken, I know the last time and I will admit it was a long while ago. Shoot, I used to date a guy from AOL, we’d practically make love on his chair while on line…so just goes to show you can still get it all in, in one fell swoop.
???There’s more to life than just sex???
But sex is the best!!! Get laid more often and ‘more’ better SILVERFIRE, and you’ll understand.
I think Coldfire could use some raw dog banging. That often prickly attitude of his might be mellowed some.
Duck Duck Goose needs a fantasy lay with the exotic stripper of his choice, with stripper music, with the black lights and with the colored lights and a lot of beer. (Humm? That sounds good!)
ANENQUIRINGMIND though new, seems like he could use a good roll in the clover.
Me? Well, I could handle more action 'tween the sheets or on the floor. Problem with me is, I’m picky. Lately all I seem to attract are the homely chicks and the flakes and while flakes can be fun, too much is not a good thing.
Moderator’s note:
::watches entranced as thread drifts gently in the breeze::
I gotta say, folks here have their own unique will about the way discussions go. This one ain’t drifting Pit-ward, given the notable lack of flaming or general snottiness.
Hmmmm. It’s drifted straight out of the realm of opinion…
but with all the wistful, “me, too’s” it’s self-evolved into a poll! That’s the ticket!
I’m leaving the thread here for the nonce. Of course some blissfully satiated Doper may respond and the whole thing drift again into envious sniping–or more likely envious pleas for details and/or eager propositions. In which we’d lose the thread to Mundane and Pointless…
The mere symbolism is painful, y’know? Getting laid well and very personally “mundane and pointless”?! If nothing else the descriptive imagination of the OP ::koff:: caught me eye. Nope, this one’s staying here for the moment.
Please forgive the moment of addled moderator gibbering. We have to read all this stuff. Carefully. In detail. Several times, in fact, to make sure no details escaped. Slippery little devils, those details.
Married to the monitor,
Veb
Ah AH! I’m married so I get all the sex I want!!! NAH NAH!
See, just yesterday… Ah no… The day bef… Nope… Last week? Month?
…
Uh, wait a bit, when was the last time I had sex exactly?
Una grabs a 12-pack of Molson Ice, and looks on the map to see how to drive to Liz from KC…
Now the Doctor said it, so it has to be good for you ladies,right?
FTR, I will be at:
Gunther Murphy’s
1638 W. Belmont
Chicago IL
1/2 block west of Ashland
tonight from 10:00 P.M. onwards…
I’ll be in jeans and an Irish Football Jersey…
::crosses fingers and hopes that the right person reads this…::
and to keep it from degenerating into a IMHO-bound proposition I would like to bring to the group’s attention the following posters in need of some hot octopus lovin’:
Sapphire Bullet
Wicked Blue
dpr
porcupine
EnderW
wyldelf
reprise
and pretty much every person who has been to the last three ChiDopes…
Perhaps it doesn’t rate getting laid well and very personally, but somone has got to come up with more than a cyber peck for Veb for semi-gratuitous use of the nonce in a post… of this ilk.
*Originally posted by SpyderA48 *
As a matter of boring, empirical fact Duck Duck Goose is female. Not dismissing your premise, understand; just pointing out a niggly detail.
Dang simulposts. I blathered on at length with internal debates (okay, so not so internal) about where this thread might possibly be headed and it merrily wobbled off course again before I could hit submit.
The hell with it anyway. T’ain’t planetary nuclear destruction. Discuss at will. Have a ball.
But one question: what’s this “sex” thing you’re discussing?
Veb
Fairy Princess Kitty
I know her well enough to know this.
Kitty, I’m more than willing!
Please…
The opera in my town had an advertising campaign recently that was basically “XYZ opera, get lucky tonight”. Billboards, radio. Well, for years opera tickets have helped me. It was funny to see the pandering stance.
Crap. I even know where that is, from my past life as the boy toy of a northwestrner.(She went on to be the youngest Judge to ever run a prison in Wisconsin.)
Who’s up for a road trip?
Well, being married to a man who is perpetually 17 years old, I get all the sex I can handle. However, I really need to get laid. In a non-commital, non-baby making (although, if it worked…), non-love kind of situation. I really need this. Badly.
OMG!! Sorry!! In that case, the following applies:
Duck Duck Goose needs a fantasy lay with the exotic male stripper of her choice, with stripper music, with the black lights and with the colored lights and a lot of beer.
I need to get laid, but am picky, so it ain’t likely to happen anytime soon, cause it hasn’t happened in more years than fingers on a hand.
Cecil Adams.
Howse it going?
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Maybe he saw your picture and is volunteering his services.
True, but when you’re around, it’s hard to think of anything else…
dpr, we’re sandwiched right next to each other. Shall we put each other out of our misery?
Everyone? I think some are in more needs than others.