Well, my office mate has been off in training this week, so i’ve just been sitting here in the dark. I don’t bother to turn the lights on. It pisses me off cuz he always does.
I spend 8 hours a day at work. About 7:45 of this is spent surfing, and the other 15 minutes is spent in transit between my office and the restroom.
I moved here 7 months ago, and my bedroom still has boxes and suitcases from the move. I have 2 pieces of furniture: a bed and a desk. I sit on a big inflated ball.
I just spent way too much time staring at the corner of my mousepad.
I would so have this if it wasn’t for that damned AIDS ride.
I am supposed to be studying for my two finals this week and one next week. Hell, I have one at 6:30 and haven’t even made the crib sheet were allowed for it, I am so lazy, that I…
I moved into my apartment 9 months ago. Not only am I not completely unpacked yet, my parents just moved 5 more boxes of my stuff into the place yesterday while I was at work which I never moved out of there to begin with. Why didn’t I move them? They’re too heavy (it’s my comic book collection, those boxes really do get quite heavy, you know).
I have leftover KFC, pizza, and a bowl of what was dinner about 2 months ago still in the fridge. I’m not sure of the exact age of any of these items, I only know that I am afraid to touch them. Same with the half-drank carton of milk, which has now officially changed states form liquid to solid.
I will not eat something unless I can eat it off a paper plate, because all the real dishes still need to be washed. So if it comes down to a choice between not eating or doing dishes, I don’t eat.
When I’m at my job, supposed to be working, I’m posting here.
My idea of a full day? Laying in bed until the urge to pee overwhelms the urge to sleep. Watching movies and old cartoons on cable all day after a good solid 4 hours of playing the Playstation. Then take a nap. Wake up again when I have to pee again, or I get hungry. After food, space out while staring at the lava lamp. A bit of energy overcomes me after having eaten, so I tidy up by moving the pile of clothes on the floor a foot or so closer to the laundry basket (while telling myself I really should clean the place) and throw away the box or bag that my dinner came in; ok, I don’t actually throw it away, but balance it on top of the trash in the overflowing trash can, or set it beside the trash can if it cannot be balanced on top. Watch some more TV while picking lint out of my navel. Play some more Playstation, and by now I’m worn out and it’s time for bed. I stare at the lava lamp as I fall asleep wondering what the hell is that smell?
If not for the need to pay bills, I would not go to work. If not for work and the desire to see my GF, I would not leave the house.
Yesterday, I had an appointment in the morning that I was late for. After that, I came home, played a little Driver on the Playstation, watched Clerks, surfed the web for Roller Coaster Tycoon cheats, took a nap and had a wank. All in all a pretty typical day for your average 20 year old. I’m 35.
When my wife got home from work, she went out to get Thai food for us while I watched *Friends[i/] reruns. If I could have got her to just shovel it into my mouth, the day would have been perfect.
But being a slacker, I really don’t care about being king one way or another. It’s not like I’ll actually do anything if I’m appointed anyway.
I’m voting for Medea’s Child as the Queen of Slackerdom.
I asked her why I should, and she was too damned lazy to come up with a reason. Just that she’d make it worth my while if I voted for her
[sub]Like a true slacker, she’ll probably renege[/sub]
However, upon further consideration, I do believe she deserves the title. She couldn’t even come up with a decent username, instead shamelessly ripping off Medea’s.
So here’s a vote for Medea’s Child.
[sub]I guess that would make Medea the queen consort.[/sub]
Ummm, I’m sitting here posting while I should be working. I just downloaded the entire libretto and all the songs from the Mikado in MIDI format and am listening to it. I have done nothing productive tonight except delete a terminated user from the system. I’m doing system checks, but I’m about 2 behind. I haven’t even done tonights user setups. Bad girl…
I once quit my job and didn’t work for 8 months. I supported myself by selling my entire CD collection, bit by bit, to pay rent and eat. When the CDs ran out, I sold my books. What did I do when I was unemployed? Played video games and got high. I’ve been working on a short story for 2 years. I’ve finished 2 pages.
Sometimes, on my days off, I don’t get out of bed until my girlfriend gets home (5:00). I don’t lie there reading, I just lie there. Sometimes I’ll just start cracking up giggling, for no reason whatsoever. Instead of taking a shower, some mornings I just stick my head under the sink and slap on some deodorant.
However, I know a guy (he doesn’t post here, so he’s no competition) who once prepared himself to watch an uncut “Planet of the Apes” marathon by buying a portable fridge and hooking it up next to his recliner and filling it with snacks and beer. To solve the bathroom problem, he also bought Depends Undergarments AND WORE THEM FOR THE ENTIRETY OF THE MARATHON. I could only look upon him with awe.
