I am now Tatertot’s Bitch for the day.
because I am her bitch for the day; She is my Queen.
She is my Queen, so she is Queen of MPSIMS for the day (and a half).
do not ask why. Just agree and praise Tatertot. Trust me 
But as I recall, Twisty was my bitch for life until I dumped him. You gotta do better than this!
Anyone got any suggestions for a Grand Gesture Addy can perform to win my trust?
Oooh, and by all means, go on with the praise…
Nobody wanted to praise me? 
And I’m still waiting for Addy to perform a Grand Gesture to win my trust.
Geez, grand gestures… I think he should post at6 least 500 words on why he should be honoured enough to be your bitch…
speaking of you dumping me, Evilbeth is failing in her bitchmaster duties… not a single mail in weeks! She claims to be busy!! feh, she just dosent want a bitch anymore!!
Oh, hush, Cubby, it’s all a part of your training. She’s teaching you to be patient.
I dunno, I think I’m getting tired of the Bitch-Master business…what I really want now is a lackey.
Me thinks Ad Noctum has being ICQing with the magnificent one. 
Heh, nothing good has ever come of ICQing me, has it?
Then again, I have to blame Globe-Trotter for that…she puts these ideas in my head. Bad Canadian!
Okay, buddy. You asked for it. It’s nothing but glurge for you from now on. Send this post to fifty friends and a small, cross-dressing elephant will appear in a pornographic cartoon on your screen and you will receive a free Disneyland vacation from Bill Gates. If you don’t send it to fifty friends, you will not receive gift certificates from Nike, free stock from Yahoo, or free beer from the Miller Brewing Company.
Be afraid, Be very afraid.
Don’t forget the Michael Bolton postcards, bethie!
I’m all over it.
me thinks I should now grovel for forgiveness, right?
Yes, but if you grovel for forgivness to bethie, then I’ll get pissed off at you, since you never sufficiently groveled for forgivness from me. And if you don’t grovel to bethie, then she’ll be pissed off at you for putting my feelings above hers. And if you grovel to nobody, we’ll both be upset…oh, and BTW, who do you think is cuter, me or bethie?
Bwahahahaha!
Just to be on the safe side.
Praise tatertot!
[sub]grovels at tater’s feet[/sub]
See spooje gets the idea!
Arrgh!!
if it will stop Bethie mailing me pictures of Michael Bolton
*down on knees.
Grovel Grovel!!
You do realize that now I’m going to start sending you pictures of Michael Bolton…among other people.
Noooooooooooooooo!!!
Not you, silly, Cubby! So keep groveling & your inbox will be Bolton-free.
Grovel!! I’m going to amend my sig accordingly to keep my mailbox bolton free (and Dion, and anyone else!)
So you are the queen who rules
- a bitch called Ad Noctum
- some lurkers
- some freaks (I have learned from tv that everybody who uses the internet is a freak. Hey guys, you gotta believe the telly!!!)
dodgy