This thread is for worshiping at the feet of the ever beautiful Evilbeth and the “Sultyr” Goddess Tatertot.
Evilbeth takes the time out from her busy schedule of work study and hubbie to send me postcards of dried up 80’s pop stars to show how much she wuuvs me.
She mails me about other stuff too!! And aside from being my bitchmaster, she rocks in just about everyway imaginable.
Tater, of course was once Queen of the Cunning Plot. she has since retired from that business, but I am sure she still has the ability to be evil if she needs to be.
Plus I wuuv her aswell.
So, this is the thread to proclaim your undying admiration for these 2 gorgeous specimens of Womankind.
You know, Trac, that’s so true. And just remember that
…if you’re lost and on your own
You can never surrender
And if your path won’t lead you home
You can never surrender
And when the night is cold and dark
You can see, you can see light
Cause no one can take away your right
To fight and never surrender
If you’re lost, you can look and you will find me,
Time after time.
If you fall I will catch you, I’ll be waiting,
Time after time.
Yes, I will be waiting!
So, smug, feed our egos…what is it about us that you love? Because we haven’t decided if we’ve fully forgiven Cubby and we might need another 3rd for our little threesome.
And bethie as you carry on today, keep these words in your heart:
It’s the heart afraid of breaking
That never learns to dance
It’s the dream afraid of waking
That never takes the chance.
Its the one who won’t be taken
Who cannot seem to give
And the soul afraid of dying
That never learns to live.
True, so true. We are peas in a pod, we two. In fact,
Islands in the stream
That is what we are
No one in-between
How can we be wrong
Sail away with me to another world
And we rely on each other, ah-ah
From one lover to another, ah-ah
beth, the two of us need look no more
We both found what we were looking for
With a friend to call my own
I’ll never be alone
And, you my friend will see
That you’ve got a friend in me.
And, beth, please:
Let me fill your heart with joy and laughter
Togetherness, well that’s all I’m after
Whenever you need me, I’ll be there
I’ll be there to protect you
With an unselfish love I respect you
Just call my name and I’ll be there
Well, I have no doubt that your beauty would shame the most rarest of flowers, or that your sexual prowess would make the pope think twice, but…
vast knowledge of cheesy-ass love songs. Now that is awe inspiring.
I bet if Nixon had sang some cheesy ass love song lyrics, instead of that “I am not a crook” bit, he would’ve been loved worldwide.
I can see it now… Dick Nixon getting up in front of a crowd and breaking out into a rendition of “Dream Lover”. The crowd breaks out into a chorus of cheers. Enemies become friends, world peace soon follows.
corvus, I’m glad you appreciate real talent!
tater, that is so sweet of you to say. And since it appears that it’s just me & you together in this crazy mixed up world, I just want to say,
I , I just want to be your ev’rything
Open up the heaven in your heart and let me be
the things you are to me and not some puppet on a string
Oh, if I stay here without you , darling , I will die
I want you laying in the love I have to bring
I’d do anything to be your ev’rything.
and remember,
Just the two of us
We can make it if we try
Just the two of us
Just the two of us
Building castles in the sky
Just the two of us
You and I
bethie, I fear our trio has dwindled down to a duo… At least now we know whose love is true!
*Me and you and you and me
No matter how they toss the dice it had to be
The only one for me is you and you for me
So happy together
I can’t see me loving nobody but you for all my life
When you’re with me baby the sky’s always blue for all my life
If I should call you up invest a dime
And you say you belong to me and ease my mind
Imagine how the world could be so very fine
So happy together*
I’ll miss that Cubby, but maybe it’s better this way…we’d hurt each other with the things we want to say. We could have been so good together, we could have lived and danced forever…but now who’s going to dance with me?
We’re takin’ this puppy to two pages if it kills us!
Tracy, yes, perhaps it is better that we are alone with only each other. At least, we know we have each other and
we’ve got to hold on to what we’ve got. It doesn’t make a difference if we make it or not. We’ve got each other and that’s alot.
I’ll always remember that you were always there for me.
The tender wind that carried me. A light in the dark shining your love into my life. You’ve been my inspiration. Through the lies you were the truth. My world is a better place because of you.
Nevermind that no one else seems to want to participate in our thread. Just remember that every rose has it’s thorn. Just like every night has it’s dawn. Just like every cowboy sings a sad, sad song. Every rose has it’s thorn. Yeah, it does.
Yes, beth, it’s just the two of us braving the world together…but no matter how tough it gets, keep smiling, keep shining, knowing you can always count on me, for sure. That’s what friends are for. For good times, and bad times, I’ll be on your side forever more, that’s what friends are for.
And then, for the times when we’re apart, well then close your eyes and know these words are coming from the heart. And then if you can remember:
Everything good, everything fine
That’s what you are
So put your hand in mine and together we’ll climb
As high as the highest star
I’m living the life time in every minute
That we’re together
And I’m staying right here forever, oh
Girl, you’re every woman in the world to me
You’re my fantasy, you’re my reality
Girl, you’re every woman in the world to me
You’re everything I need, you’re everything to me
Oh girl
Since you 2 were so entwined in singing to each other I thought you wouldn’t want me to join in.
Looking back on when I
Was a little nappy headed boy
Then my only worry
Was for Christmas what would be my toy
Even though we sometimes
Would not get a thing
We were happy with the
Joy the day would bring
Sneaking out the back door
To hang out with those hoodlum friends of mine
Greeted at the back door
With “boy thought I told you not to go outside”
Tryin’ your best to bring the
Water to your eyes
Thinkin’ it might stop her
From woopin’ your behind
I wish those days could come back once more
Why did those days ev-er have to go
I wish those days could come back once more
Why did those days ev-er have to go
Cause I love them so
At least now we know whose love is true!