You know her, you love her, you can’t live without her …
What the hell … a lot of the other major players here have had their own appreciation thread. How about taking some time to show a bit of appreciation for one of the nicest, prettiest, sexiest posters here.
evilbeth … this one’s for you.
::sniff::
Apparently, no one loves me!
Well, no one else, anyway. 
But that’s okay, I understand. See if I show up at any more of the little post count parties and birthday threads. That’s right, I’m that selfish. I would do that. See if I care.
Just because I had a crappy day yesterday and was completely miserable, don’t let that inspire you to make me feel better at all by posting here.
I mean, I know I’m under lots of stress at work and my boss is a complete moron and yet I haven’t subjected you to any long-winded rants about him in the Pit, but please, don’t let that fact aid in your choice as to whether or not you will post here.
I’ll just sit over here in the corner and pout because my friends decided they had better things to do than make me feel better. That’s okay. ::sniff:: Go on about your more important lives. I’ll be okay. ::sniff::
Thanks for the thread, you big sweetie! I feel better already. (But don’t tell them that. ;))
Count me in as an evilBeth admirer. She’s always even-tempered, and kind and thoughtful to everyone.
She seems like the kind of person that you could meet and, in a matter of minutes, be comfortably chatting with like you’ve known her for years.
And…despite her name, she’s probably only a tiny percentage evil.
I like you Evilbeth. And I like you too Euty. Sorry I couldn’t get here sooner but the board was really slow this afternoon.
::sits in the corner and waits patiently for the invite:: 
Bethie is the best doper [sub](that I’m not intending to sleep with)[/sub] ever!
And she’s the only person I can tell everything to and know that she won’t make fun of me. In fact she has probably said/felt/done something very similar.
She’s also really fun to hijack threads with, although we don’t do that much anymore.
And most importantly, she recognizes that Corey Hart was the poet-philosopher of the 80’s.
Never Surrender, Bethie!
Never Surrender!
I mean most importantly, she introduced me to the love of my life…that’s more important than recognizing the genius that is Corey Hart.
…I think.
Shhhh…don’t tell people that!
(emphasis mine)
Sheeesh! Don’t tell people that either! I do have some dignity!
I agree. I have been observing Ms EB for some time and she has never failed to pass the Turing test. Plus she’s sweet and fair.
Sorry I didn’t get here sooner. evilbeth is one of the nicest, sweetest, most non-evil people I know. Last year, when I quit smoking, she was kind enough to sponsor me for a day and send e-cards to keep my spirits up. (Okay, so I’m back to the bad habit, but I was smoke-free for almost a month, thanks in no small part to evilbeth).
I only wish to be lucky enough to know her in person one day 
Well I haven’t!
::sulking::
Anyhow,
Evilbeth rocks.
Oh yeah, I forgot what that little, but crucial difference between the two of us was.
Oh yes, and I appreciate Bethie for having faith that I was not, in fact, an escaped mental patient. Most people would have readily believed it, but not our Bethie!
I smooch you!
Well, I’ve been TRYING to COMPOSE something thoughtful and wonderful and beautiful to say about you, Bethie, but NOOOOOOOOOO! You just had to go on and rant about how no one loves you and how sucky your boss is before I had the chance to tell the whole world that you totally kick ass! Geez! Wouldja like some cheese with that whine?!?! “Nobody loves me, everybody hates me, think I’ll go eat worms!” WAH!
In all honesty, evilbeth is truly one of the most wonderful people I’ve come to know. I don’t think I could express enough just how much I appreciate all the little things that she has done to cheer me through some very hard times recently. They mean a lot. A LOT.
((((Beth))))
Much love, Cristi
evilbeth is one of those Dopers who I worship from afar, and when she graces me with a friendly hello or a kind word, my heart goes all a-flutter. I’m still thrilled about the virtual balloons she sent me for my birthday earlier this year. It might not seem like a big deal, but it definitely brought brightness and cheer to an otherwise dreary day.
beth, you’re absolutely one of my favorite people on the boards. Keep being your smashing self, OK?
Aw, Bethie, don’t pout…
Here, let me set up my portable hot tub over in your corner. You can either soak your troubles away, or alternately we can entice your boss into it and see how long he can hold his breath under water! (We won’t stop timing him until the bubbles stop )
No, no…don’t thank me. It is the LEAST I can do!
Seriously-
Thank you for the cards and emails you sent to help me through the painful anniversary of my mother’s death. I appreciated it, very much. And for being supportive of my little personnel problem at work. [sub]I don’t think hiring a hit man was a viable solution, but it was sure nice of you to offer.[/sub]
Wishing for you a better day tommorow…
Cheri
Oh, Mistress Tater you will be delt with later for not telling me about this thread earlier.
Mistress Beth, you have helped me deal with alot of things on my mind lately and have never once told me to shut up and deal.
And out of appreciation I once offered to send you my men. That offer still stands, but now there are two more. Think you can handle them?
Okay, since I expect this thread to die a relatively quick death now, I need to thank you guys for helping me get over my totally crappy day!
jazzmine–thanks for the nice words (even though you said I was only a tiny percent evil–you’re going to give people the wrong idea about me!)
callie–don’t worry, I haven’t forgotten. There will be an invite, I promise!
tater–you don’t intend to sleep with me, huh? Well, see if I find you the love of your life again! And actually, I did consider that you might be an escaped mental patient but only for a brief, brief second, I swear!
Ross–sweet and fair? I swear, I’m going to be Mary Poppins before this thread is finished! Thanks!
Jeannie–“non-evil”? You best behave or I’ll have to send you goofy e-cards again!
Silo–there, there. Keep being a good boy and maybe someday you’ll get your own thread!
Seph–Just for you, I’ll stop whining. But only if you say more nice things about me! It’s the least you can do after grossing me out!
Serendipity–you know, more people need to worship me from afar. The world would be a much better place for it!
Scotti–Oooh! Hot tub! I think I’ll soak before trying to drown my boss. Good idea, though! (The hitman offer still stands…)
Kricket–Of course I didn’t tell you to shut up and deal–I’m worried about you! And so far as the offer of one of your men goes, I think I’ll have to pass–I’m pretty booked already!
And as for you, Patrick, I’ll just thank you privately.
evilbeth? Why, she’s a sweetheart.
The memo I got says evilbeth is a goddess!
See? Says so right there in the first paragraph.
Count me in!
Truely doth Ms. evilbeth rock!
I knew this first when she told me that the little girl in Frosty the Snowman died alone and cold in the snow at the end of the movie…
evilbeth, I’m off in a moment or two to meet Astrogirl for a celebration dinner, and we will hoist a glass of soju in your honor!
Cheers!