As her Bitch, I have to say she rocks.
I myself think she is one of the sweetest, nicest, most caring, and greatest friend someone could have.
Thank you bethie.
Okay, I might sleep with you, but only after a catfight, wearing baby doll pajamas and for the arousement (is that a word) of heterosexual men. 
And it’s okay that you thought I was an escaped mental patient…for a brief second I thought you were my evil e-mail stalker. 
Oh, and P. told me I could forge a post by him saying how great you are, but dammit, I couldn’t make enough typos to make it look convincing. I can tell you he thinks your tops and he isn’t too angry at you for sticking him with me. He’s been super busy with work lately, so that’s why he hasn’t been writing/posting. Or so I say…
Kricket, I forgot. Forgive me? 
I like evilbeth because we think so much alike. Whenever I have something witty to say, I usually find that she’s posted it first. That’s why I have such a low post count…she always beats me too it.
Stop stealing all my jokes, you evil, evil woman!
Rose
Wait a second! You didn’t post to my birthday thread or post party threads! What am I doing here?
Seriously, why DID this thread sit for a couple hours without replies until Evilbeth herself had to post to it?? 
Hey, I have an excuse. I usually only come online late at night.
Which, by the way, is why I know Evilbeth rocks! She tends to be online at much the same times I am.
Evilbeth, I look forward to your posts and enjoy your sense of humor. You are a valued and popular person here. Which is why I was heartbroken when I found that Byzantine (where’s she off to, anyway) and not DRY, was your secret crush!
Glad to see you’re getting the appreciation you deserve!
** Me too! **
Her posts are always funny and wise.
[sub] and she got an appreciation thread without overt flirtation-damn[/sub]
Evilbeth… she’ll do.
Fran
Since it’s not dead yet…
Cajun Man– you’re not so bad yourself!
Arden Ranger– Hmm…it appears you are the only one who received the memo. I’ll have to fire my secretary.
Astroboy– the little girl dies alone, in the snow, on the roof–that part’s important.
Twisty– for a minute there I thought I was going to have to punish you for being late and then I remembered the time difference. It’s hell having an international bitch!
Damhna– sending your woman to deliver a message? What kind of man are you? Too busy to actually visit my thread in person? I swear…and after all I’ve done for you…[sub](Is it working? Do you feel bad yet?)[/sub]
Blu– I can’t help it! I’m just naturally witty and charming. I can’t hold it back. But for you I’ll try.
DRY– sorry I didn’t post to your threads. Want me to dig them up? I can’t believe you brought up the Byz thing! Bad boy!
hardygrrl– I’m not opposed to overt flirtation, you know… Actually, I did have to do a lot of flirting (and other stuff) to get this–but it was off the board!
Fran– you have such a way with words!
:::spooje throwing confetti in the air:::
It’s an EvilBeth party!!!
WOOOOHOOOOO!!!
::spooje blows noisemakers and begins to play disco music and sheds clothing::
EvilBeth ROCKS!!! Yeeeehaw!!
Sure, go for 'em. If you can find 'em!
**
This was meant to be a bit of teasing, yet a GENUINE compliment to both you and to Byz. I sincerely apologize if I did something wrong.
Morrison bows to The Allmighty Defender of the Unholy Tit!
— G. Raven
Unholy tits?? Why was I not informed?:mad:
But, unholy tits or not, evilbeth still rocks!