Wanna see the sexiest man on the planet?

Well, unless you got a postcard from the DubDope with pics of Twisty on it–too bad!

That’s right, our Irish posting buddy, my new bitch, our very own TwistySkates is the absolute finest speciman of man-meat I have laid eyes on!

I am telling you–he is F-I-N-E…fine!

And he is all mine! He is my bitch! He is at my beck and call. He responds to my every whim. Eat you hearts out!

Everyone feel free to post here to lament the fact that you do not have a sexy bitch like mine!

Let me know how jealous you are of me.

Tell me how much you want Twisty for your very own!

But beware! This evilTwistyBitch is on a look-but-don’t-touch leash!!

Jealous? Me? Never…I will miss my TwistyBitch, but he’ll always be one of the best friends I’ve ever had. I remember, back in high school, I had a best friend and we’d sing “Your Song” by Elton John to each other, and these lines make me think of Cubby:

I hope you don’t mind
That I put down in words
How wonderful life is
When you’re in the world

Dammit, woman, you’ve got me all mushy! I’m just so lucky to have such wonderful friends in my life.

Sniffles. Give me a minute and I’ll think up a smart-ass thing to say. :wink:

Holy shit. I just got an odd image of you in patent leather holding a riding crop.

Marc

Why is that “odd”? :wink:

Twisty is the sexiest man on the planet, huh?

I take it there was no picture of ME on your card, Beth :smiley:

Nope. Not one. :frowning:

Besides, I already told you that you are a legend–it doesn’t matter what you look like! :wink:

That’s cause I kept all of them for my personal collection! :wink:

Oooh, now I feel bad, I’ve been so busy promoting dear Twisty, that I’ve neglected to tell my fellow Doperettes about the charms of the other EuroDoperMen. Let’s see, Coldfire, mmmmm, what can I say? He’s very cute & has the prettiest blue eyes and when he’s not yapping on the phone with his girlfriend is a great conversationalist. Plus, he’s the perfect height for me to rest my head on his shoulder, for those days when I’m too tired to hold my head up on my own. Of course, this is only applicable to those of us who are 5’ 10". :smiley:

Hmmm…you’re 5’10" and you can lay your head on his shoulder.

I’m 5’4"–what does that leave for me? Staring at his chest? How are his nipples?

Sheesh, wimmins, have you no dignity? I was only joking! Stop droolin’ :wink:

Beth, I am by no means a legend. Aren’t you supposed to die first before you can become one, anyway??

Tater: thanks about the eyes - that’s what my GF always says too :wink:
And I didn’t spend the entire weekend on the phone with her! I just called her now and then, cause she was lonely. I am nice that way.

[sub]OK, THAT ought to get the ladies lined up for me. Crap, did I say that out loud?[/sub]

Damnit! If I say you’re a legend then you are!

Get 'im, Twisty!

Nope, I’m not feeling left out - not at all. Don’t think about me, I’ll just go join a convent or something. Snif.

If I shave the top of my head and learn to make mead can I come with you Spiny.

Actually, Yojimbo, I just thought of something: Those poor women are drooling over the pictures that tater didn’t want for herself. She’s obviously keeping the good stuff for herself, and who can blame her ?

S.Norman

:cool:

We’re taters pin-ups.

Hey, guys, I assure you, had I received photos of you I would be drooling over you too.

Of course, I can’t very well say that I would be drooling as much since I haven’t seen you and well, Twisty is one sexy fella, but send me some pictures and I’ll respond accordingly! :wink:

tater won’t let anyone else see the other pictures–she’s got them all locked away in her fantasy chest!

tatertot’s fantasy chest!!??!! my mind is reeling.

Jealous of you? Heck no. I’m jealous of Twisty.

So where are these euro-trash pix?? :smiley:

but really, is someone going to post pictures? The teeming dozens want to see them.

evilbeth,
First you take Anthracite, now Twisty? Your powers must be strong. Having just received my postcard from Tater, with a photo of her and Twisty, I can say

YOU GO GIRL!!!

I know! See, all this time, people have been saying, “You’re not really evil” and calling me “not-so-evil-beth!”–Well, now you know the truth. I told you guys it would come out eventually! :wink: