I almost feel like I should say something here, but I’m afraid it would sound presumptuous, not to mention mundane and pointless…but I suppose that would be appropriate, wouldn’t it?
Well then: “I’m not dead yet!”
Why yes, yes I did keep the best pictures for myself.
S. Norman: What til you see the girl I found for you! She’s a little taller than me, better figure, blonde and blue eyes and works for Telekom (please don’t hold that against her). And she’s American!!! Woo Hoo! She is very much looking forward to meeting you, what shall I tell her? Now, if I didn’t wuv you, would I be trying to hook you up for flings with my friends?
Yoji: Good lord man! I asked you to be the father of my next child! How much more reassurance of your total foxiness do you need? And, the reason I didn’t offer you to my friend as well, is she is 33, which is more Snormy’s catagory than yours. I’m finding you a nice 26 year old. 
And you know, if I were an insecure person, which I am not, I could be whining about how y’all want me to feed your greedy little egos with nary a positive word for me. A less secure person would think that she is the ugly friend in the group. You know, the one with the good personality.
Saayyy…I’ll be turning 26 years old in about eight days…
HEY! If evilbeth gets Yoji, then I want Twisty, dammit! (And I’ll be 25 in a week! Close enough?)
grumbles No fair, her getting all the cute Irish guys…
And tater hon? I’m the official “nice personality” chick in any group. So just bring me along, and you’ll be loved and adored in comparison. 
Sure, ol’ Twisty is a hot commodity. But ladies, (excepting, of course, her evilness) have we forgotten the collective rejection we recieved from our favorite Bitch On the Market?Does this mean nothing? Am I the only one embittered? I say that ever since I recieved the sharp sting of rejection (nicely disgused as a compliment, thanks, Twist!) I have said “feh!” to the silly kid. Feh.
Hey, Snorman, do you think you could arrange to get the Crown Prince to be MY bitch? C’mon! A royal bitch! Think of the bragging rights!
Falcon & evilbeth: I’m already 26, so neener neener to you! 
Swiddles, exactly! I wish I’d never started TwistyFever…he’s getting a swelled head, and it seems my ranking has gone down since I rid myself of him.
And now that the contest is over, I feel safe revealing to you the secret to getting your own bitch: Find a likely candidate, tell him that he’s going to be your bitch, and if he obeys use him to your heart’s content. Okay, none of this “asking” business…you’re the BitchMaster, so act like one!
Oy, Swiddles, that might cause some serious protocol problems: Who goes through doors first, what honorifics will be used, who’ll do the speeches, polish the crown and inspect the guards etc. Besides, I have a feeling he won’t accept the bitch role as easily as some Irishmen I might mention.
Tater: If anyone with a better figure than you is still on the market, there’s gotta be a catch - apart from her being “Telekomiker”, of course. But hey, let me get back on my feet first, OK ? Oh my - does this mean I don’t have a chance with the 26-year olds any more ? Now that hurts - perhaps I’ll have to reconsider those convent plans.
I thought it was one more thread on Al Gore…
Snorman: I figure you come down about February, meet my friend and see what happens. Nothing serious, just good company & fun…plus, I’m going with you on your date so if you don’t like her, you can just talk to me!
And of course you aren’t too old for 26 year olds! I want you! There’s just the small matter of MisterTot that gets in the way of our luuvvv. Please don’t join a convent, the women of the world would all cry! Then again, nothing is sweeter than forbiden fruit…mmmmmmm, juicy!
Oh, and the correct response to “better figure than me” would be “That’s Impossible!”. Dangit, me & Izzy really need to get to work on our cue cards for men idea that we kicked around in Dublin. We’ll be zillionaires! 
Somehow I just knew this thread wasn’t going to be about me.
Wooohooooo I got my postcards today… what a great looking, if not pissed group you are. Thanks!!
The line forms to the right, ladies. I call shotgun on the Clog boy.
Of course not, Euty! This particular contest was restricted to the planet–everyone knows you are the sexiest man in the known universe!
Maybe, but it’s been my experience that the universe seems to be either incognizant or insensitive to that idea.
Dammit, Nacho! You beat me to it!!!
Okay, women lining up for Clogboy, you do know that his girlfriend is a tall blonde goddess with a kick-ass career, right? And that in his spare time he’s Globie Girl’s bitch…basically, it’s hopeless. Trust me, I’ve tried!
Hey hey, the fact that I already have ONE blonde goddess at my disposal doesn’t mean I don’t want MORE of them!
Line forms here, ladies
Something tells me that Clogboy’s GF is NOT an SDMB regular.
BTW, did anyone post some Dublin pictures ?
Spiny N.
Okay, so do these goddesses have to be blonde? Was that my mistake? If so, I’d like to form an official protest on behalf of my fellow dark-haired goddesses.
Snormy, as soon as people get off their lazy arses and send me their pics, by Jaysus, I’ll have them up the next day!