I still have my christmas tree up (minus the ornaments & needles, of course). Can anybody beat that?
Post your procrastination confessions here.
ROFLMAO 
errmmm… How’s about 200 unopened bank statements? OK, I work for that bank and I use a computer program for banking, but still.
Coldfire
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I still have Christmas decor sitting in my living room from Christmas 1998 in my living room…not up, but not put away.
I am not bullshitting you!
I’ll tell ya later.
Opus, I got rid of my tree last weekend. What a mess!
I haven’t paid taxes since…
Uh, maybe I better not say…
“Winners never quit and quitters never win, but those who never win and never quit are idiots.”
And
“This site is more addictive than caramel-covered crack!”
Nothing currently but I just wanted to share an idea my husband and I have that is slightly related to procrastination. If (when(?)) he becomes a wealthy director, we have decided that we want to sponsor a scholarship for slackers. All college scholarships are always for good grades or physical disabilities or something. We want one for the other class of people who need money–the lazy slackers. The rules are that entries will be due by, say, May 15th. Any entries that arrive by that deadline will be thrown out. The award will go to the person that makes the most creative application. Of course, if it is complete, it will be rejected. Minimalism is not the same as slacker so anyone turning in a piece of paper with just his name will be disqualified because we all know that slackers can put in tremendous amounts of effort into something they enjoy (Playstation, taking a dump, rolling houses and egging cars) Anyone want to apply?
Just thought I’d share.
I always try to do things in chronological order.
hell yeah!! I need the money!
I’ll think about it and get back to you later. . .
– Sylence
“Excuse me, are you reading Torah and eating crayons?”
On my porch, there still sits a jack-o-lantern from last halloween.
Well…actually…it’s not a jack-o-lantern yet…
I still haven’t gotten around to carving it into one yet.
You guys really boost my self-esteem! I feel like such a winner when I read this thread!
I always try to do things in chronological order.
My neighbor politely informed me that I still had one string of Christmas lights on one of our juniper bushes next to our garage. I guess I forgot, anyway Merry Christmas everyone!
::Now joining Opus in Circle of Shame:::
…send lawyers, guns, and money…
Warren ZevonI just got extentions for two projects in two different classes. How’s that for an application, evilbeth: I can apply my slacker skills to “the real world.”
Don’t forget the pumpkin in the window…
Girlbysea (AKA: ChiefScott’s GBS)
I just last week snuck into the library and returned several library materials that were at least 1 1/2 years overdue. Oh, the shame!
Zette
“If I had to live your life, I’d be begging to have someone pop out both my eyes. Just in case I came across a mirror.” - android209 (in the Pit)
Zettecity
Voted “Most Empathetic”- can you believe that?
“My Mom always said I’d never amount to anything 'cause I procrastinated. I told her, ‘oh yeah? Well, JUST WAIT.’”
—Judy Tenuta
Somewhere, I’ve got a two-year-old credit card I never activated!
Now I just need to know why I STILL can’t get plastic from my own bank, what I has been a dismember of since I wuz 6. I mean TWO WHOLE YEARS of never missing a payment…
My excuse is that I’m waiting for another cold night so I can saw the trunk (which is about all that’s remaining) into chunks and send it up the chimney. Seeing as how it’s starting to warm up quite nicely, I might have to wait until November.
I’ve got a container of - well, I think it was mashed potatoes - from Thanksgiving in my 'fridge. I think I heard whispering coming from it last week…something about a plot to colonize the crisper. The probably won’t get around to it, though.
And in college I had a Christmas wreath on my door until May - when housekeeping finally took it down and threw it away for me.
Applying computer technology is simply finding the right wrench to
pound in the correct screw.
I was cleaning out my closet last November and found a “Transformers” library book from 1986. Trust me, I wish I were kidding.
“A Native American elder once described his own inner struggles in this manner: Inside of me there are two dogs. One of the dogs is mean and evil. The other dog is good. The mean dog fights the good dog all the time. When asked which dog wins, he reflected for a moment and replied, The one I feed the most.” – George Bernard Shaw