I’ve found “smack my ass and call my Sally” hot sauce…i’ve seen numerous references to this bizarre expression—I like it, but does it have an origin?
Any feedback would be appreciated!
Anyway…this is a cool place…Cheers to all~
Shane
Never heard it.
PS: Welcome to the boards!
Hmm. . . . You found it in Seoul? I’ve found Pace Picante sauce and Tabasco here, but I’m always interested in good hot sauce. How would you rate this “Smack my Ass” stuff? Where did you find it?
Oh, about the expression. I have no idea. Also, welcome to the boards.
I always thought the phrase was
“Well spank my ass and call me a bitch”
Terrenca and Philip South Park:p
I first heard Jon Lovitz say it - I think in an episode of Friends. But I can’t say that he was the first.
Cool…thanx for the replies!! Useless, but cool!!
I found the Smack My Ass hot sauce in Seoul (via the Internet!) Sorry MrO~
As you guys have done, I’ll do my best to “reply” too! Thanx again…anyone else, I really am curious as to “where” this expression started…do a search on yahoo or google and you’ll find several references…
Thanx again and peace!
Shane
Prison? 
Here is a link:
Slap my ass…
The most likely origin I’ve heard refers back to the ancient “Well, butter my ass and call me a biscuit!” That one, at least, makes a sort of sense.
Its from F.R.I.E.N.D.S tv show, seasonn 1 episode 15 
Well, eat my brains and call me undead.
Too funny!
I believe Mr. Garrison said “Spank my ass and call me Charlie”.
I always thought it was “Smack my ass and call me Sally”