Typical tax protester that I see every week in my line of work.
Usually, they come in because the IRS is levying everything they’ve got (ie: 90% of their paycheck, draining their bank account, etc.) because of a back tax debt and the big scarlet A that goes along with being identified as a tax protester. See, the trick about it is that while the IRS can be a formidable force, the folks they really go after are the tax protesters. The people that get criminally prosecuted? Many of them are tax protesters and not regular tax payers. And it makes sense in theory at least- the tax protesters actively gather other folks, feeding them all kinds of inane bullshit (AND charging innocent- though dumb- folks tons of money for the pleasure of hearing their BS).
Anyway, often the tax protesters who come in will almost immediately start condescending me that I “don’t know how the government works, honey” and ask me things like, “'Now, the 16th Amendment wasn’t properly ratified. Do you know what the 16th Amendment is? And what ratified means?” I let them talk, then I point out I have a political science degree and I give them the counter arguments to all the wooey they say. Then, usually, they start accusing me of being a shill for the government, at which point I point out that I do believe our tax system is atrocious and people should be able to handle taxes themselves, BUT the way to change the system is not by breaking the law, but by working within it (just my personal philosophy).
The craziest thing I ever saw was when a tax protester brought in a bunch of paperwork he had gotten from Irwin Schiff and left it with me because he claimed it would “blow [my] freakin’ mind!” This was about 300 pages that this guy had sent to the government, wrought with spelling errors and grammar errors. To sum up the general idea (from what I remember):
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[li]I am not actually a US citizen. I don’t agree to the laws of this country and even though I have a Driver’s License, Social Security Card, and bank accounts- I was forced under literal violent duress to get them so they don’t count. (You might notice that in this guy’s manifesto, he uses similar wording-- tax protesters love to justify their use of system stuff by referring to it as coercion and duress). [/li]
[li]The protesters believe that the 16th Amendment wasn’t properly ratified (there is some basis for this argument, but you can read more about why this isn’t the accepted legal position) and even if it was, it doesn’t matter- it only applies to businesses, not personal income (also that the “lay and impose tax” part of the Constitution only refers to businesses as well). Case law directly opposes this stand point.[/li]
[li]Finally, the zaniest (to me) is the idea that the United States of America doesn’t exist. We’re actually a confederation of independent nations, so the tax protester is a citizen of their independent state, not the US. In the case of the one I was reading, he actually said he was a citizen NOT of California, but of the Bear Flag Republic (o hai, 1846 26 day government). They use the state flag as evidence of this. Anyway, as a citizen of the State, they have no obligation to pay federal taxes. Oh, but they do toss in that, btw, they don’t have to pay state taxes either because the Bear Flag Republic he said he was a member of earlier? Yeah, jk, that doesn’t exist either. [/li][/ul]
Good gravy.