Well I for one don’t. We’re all pink on the inside. However I imagine I’m larger on the whole and thank God for that as I’ve been able to survive some of the more grevious beatings thrown my way due to the mouth/brain disconnect I suffered from as a youth. perhaps suffer isn’t the correct word as it allowed me to become the loving and well rounded individual that you see before you today. That’s just on the inside of course, my exterior girth is due to such factors as stress, alcohol, you know just what I’m getting at I’m sure. Height of course hasn’t suffered too much, a slight limp from a rather nasty interaction with someones car. It was however a small one, so I lived to tell the tales I now share with you fine people here today.
Just to let you guys know I have for the most part conquered my small mouth/brain disconnect problem and it only surfaces today when I’m caught off gaurd or in a particularly foul mood.
I would never deny him the respect and reverence that he deserves. However, we are the grunts that fight the daily battles that keep the unchosen masses safely at bay. I’m sure he would be pleased, Nay, proud of our accomplishments and the dedication to the cause, that we display every day here on his great Dope.
I and my smartass friends agree that we will consider it a form of voluntary Tourette’s–whip that line on some offended cockknocker and watch his lips move as he tries to parse it out!
I survived my childhood by being able to run very, very fast. Served me well on the track team in high school.
I dunno about you, but I post here because it’s safe to maintain a lower standard of communication than I do IRL. I can spout off on any dumb ass idea I want, and half the people on the boards will force me to step it DOWN a notch.
Yes, but there are reasonably clever dumb-ass ideas – which are welcome here – and then there are the really stupid dumb-ass ideas which you find all over cyberspace. Fortunately, the latter are rare here.
