smiley does in mayor

I just wanted Cecil to know that I enjoyed this column more than any other 'Straight Dope’I have ever read. I am glad the people of Seattle kept this shyster out of office.

What’s the link? What column?

http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a4_031.html

turns out it was a classic from 1993 but i enjoy the heck out it anyways.