Smock On The Water = for a cross-dressing Messiah ...

Snopes on the water - the claim is accurate.

Smores on the Water: Another night of camping.
Borg on the Water: You will get this song stuck in your head . Resistance is futile.

Roker on the watt - Al Roker sticks his finger in a light socket.

Walt on the Smoker – Meth king guide to BBQ

Sock on the Water–where the missing part of a pair is.

Sock on the Water–Punching somebody while on a Cruise Ship

Smock on the Walker. A search for new footrace themes.

Smell on the water=a sewer

Rock on The Water - 1960’s cruise ship

Snoke on the water - Sith lord takes a bath

Smokin’ the Water: Like, totally righteous, man!

Ewok on the water - they’re not so goddam cute when their fur’s all wet.

Smoke on the water - Marijuana cruise
Snort on the water - Cocaine cruise
Smack on the water - Heroin cruise

Woke on the water. The enlightenment cruise.

Smooch on the water= a wet willie.

Snooki on the water - for Jersey Shore fans

Spark on the water = drone crashed

Smote on the walker - god hates mall walkers
Smoke on the waiter - well put out the fire
Smoke on the Walter - so ya just gonna let Radar burn?

Snark on the water = smart ass swim party

Shorts on the water - someone lost his trunks
Sprouts on the water - get the young’uns back in the boat
Shark on the water - you’re gonna need a bigger boat.
Spork on the water - couldn’t decide what to eat this with.
Stoats on the water - with or without Tami

Shoats on the water=wet piggy