Smock On The Water = for a cross-dressing Messiah
Smog On The Water = London on the river by night
Smug On The Water = an overconfident Messiah
Snake on The Water = Surfing on the Amazon
Smack On The Water = Holidays in Amsterdam or a careless junky
Snark On The Water = you get paid extra for that
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Smackdown on the Water = A WWF program on a Cruise Ship.
Smaug On The Water = a dragon headed towards Bree
Spark on the water = fourth on the river
Stag on the Water = you in a canoe with a picnic basket when your date doesn’t show up
Spoke on the Water = the Messiah rides a bicycle
Sticks on the water=log ride
Mork on the Water = Robin Williams as alien Mork from Ork could have a lot of fun with all the possibilities of this one
Spock on the Water = The Enterprise crew beams down to Atlantis.
Swig on the water= tea-totaller
Lead on the water = Flint, Michigan
Woke on the swatter = Neutralizing flies in an equitable and socially just manner.
Sloth on the water=slow swimmer
Choke on the Water – It’s supposed to go into the esophagus, not the windpipe.
Swipers on the water=Dora the Explorer finally drowned that stupid fox.
Bloke on the Water (Brit version)
Joke on the Water (a ridiculously bad boat)
Stroke on the Water (medical emergency)
Stroke on the Water (private activity ;))
Poke on the Water (other private activity)
Stoke on the Water (alternate name for a town with porcelain manufacturing)
Broke on the Water (the cruise was too expensive)
Croak on the Water (chapter 4 from “Death: A How-to Manual”)
Croak on the Water (there’s a frog out there)
Folk on the Water (coffeehouse concerts in Venice)
Yolk on the Water (poached eggs turned out wrong)
Bird on the Water - Leonard Cohen’s burial at sea
Sox on the water - World Series winners sail into Boston Harbor
Stig on the Water–Racecar driver tries powerboat racing
Smoke on the Washer - The dishwasher’s on fire.