http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A51484-2002Aug22.html
Only YOU can prevent gonads and strife.
Weeeeee!
They should make it be the famous internet squirrel with the giant nutsack.
Smokey himself is getting a new message: “Only you can prevent wildfires,” as mentioned in the article. Although Smokey’s original line is still well-known, eventually, Reddy Squirrel’s line will be obsolete.