And he was driving a SUV, too! 
Commit that many offenses to the Common Good, and karma is surely going to bite you on the ass.
This has been posted and is on the third page, IIRC, but the search engine is failing me.
The title is something like “Nature 1 Smoker 0”
The story says the cops were going to charge him with littering, but the cigarette never really left the truck. Attempted littering, maybe.
U forgot the extra U. Contrapuntal’s Nauture 1, asshole cigarette flipper 0 in the pit forum.
Missed that one entirely. Mods, feel free to delete this then.