When will Dave be for work again? I’m sending best wishes his way for a speedy recovery.
I’m sitting here with a jiggling knee, trying to get through the last few threads before running to the men’s room for a satisfyingly warm and heavy crap, and after reading this line I’m laughing so hard I can’t decide whether my bladder or my bowels are more demanding of my attention. Priceless, man.
My girl friends all tell me I was lucky not having a brother, growing up. It’s things like this make me see their wisdom. 
Very few things that I read make me laugh out loud. Very few. And you owe me a new monitor.
Waaay too fuckin funny! My kid wants to know what I’m laughing at…
Flat…
Now I’m really never coming to anymore Dopefests.
You scare me.
Why are all the good ones always taken?
Ya slay me, lieu, absolutely slay me:p
Shouldn’t lieu of all people know how to control his ass? This is like Jack Hanna throwing flank steaks at Letterman’s audience and letting a hungry cougar loose.
Something tells me lieu wouldn’t shrink from having side by side toilets in his bathroom.
Has anyone compiled this stuff yet? The man is a fecal genius! 
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Heh-heh! I said compiled!
I meant, composted!
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It could’ve been worse… you could’ve… umm… it could’ve…
Nah, it couldn’t have been worse.
is everyone taking a brief breather…well,
a break, perhaps to compose ourselves?
fun, funnier, funnest.
BBQ, anyone? Smooth and saucy lieu !
excuse me…i gotta go…
I have been a member here since December 2000, and have seen so much, but this wonderful person never fails to make me smile/laugh. He is a treasure!
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Did this trick work before?
Nah, sounds more like it’s going to stink.
Lieu, you’re hysterical Don’t ever grow up. 
Jim and I were discussing this just last night; he was telling me about how he blew a particularly nasty one in the dugout of his baseball team, and he said “Yup, that was me!” to the rest of the guys. I asked him if he farted and took pride in it with all the guys he is around, and he said no, not even guys fart and exclaim about it around all other guys. Apparently, there is a time and a place for farting and bragging about it. Who knew?
(And guys think girls are hard to figure out with all our beauty products!)
Damn, there’s not much funnier than lieu’s stools.
ptr2void: BWAH!
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Does anyone else really not want Jamba Juice?
On tonight’s episode, a tale of yokozuna gone wrong. Terribly wrong.
Damn, man! Nothing worse than trying to fart on a guys head and shitting yourself.
Better luck next time!