Snakes! in a Flat!

[BMalion]

A Tokyo man has gone far beyong cat-hoarding.

From CNN

The illicit collection was discovered when Nobukazu Kashiwagi called for an ambulance after being bitten on a finger by one of his snakes, a spokesman for the Tokyo Metropolitan Police Department said Wednesday on condition of anonymity, citing department policy.

Kashiwagi, aged 41, was trying to feed the snake when he was bitten in mid July. He was seriously ill in a Tokyo hospital for several weeks, but subsequently recovered. Police arrested Kashiwagi after he was discharged, the spokesman said.

Kashiwagi kept the deadly snakes without permission from the Tokyo metropolitan government, the police spokesman said.

I can hear the Tokyo cops now…

“I am sick of these motherfuckin’ snakes, in this motherfuckin’ apartment!”

[Zebra]

Well they are really polite so it would probably be more like

Please do not have snakes that fornicate mothers in your domicile that also fornicates with mothers.