Wait, this is a big whoosh, right? Those still are a fake, right? No one would seriously make a movie, called “Snakes on a Plane”, about snakes, on a plane, would they? Right?
[sub]Uh, shelbo, let me tell you about “Stealth” . . . [/sub]
AAARRRRGHH!
<christine lavin> I’m a snake on a plane! </cl>
Snakes on a plane! Snakes on a plane! I hope to god I see Sam Jackson someday soon so I can yell it over to him and give him a belly-bumping high ten. I read about this a while back on gawker.com, and I oculdn’t agree more with those - including Jackson- who believe they’d be crazy to change the name. That’s what Jackson signed on to do, dammit. They don’t even need a tag line. Or a description. Or a trailer.
I am totally going to go see this when it comes out. This is going to be the worst movie EVER.
Even the worst reptiles-in-a-vehicle story is miles better than your On Golden Ponds or your Raging Bulls. There are snakes. They are on a plane. 'Nuff said.
It’s gonna be AWESOME. Awesomely terrible is still AWESOME!
No, that isn’t 'nuff said. You forgot a key fact.
There are snakes.
They are on a plane.
With Samuel L. Jackson.
Three words: Oscar, Oscar, Oscar.
And oh, if only Tarantino would direct.
And William Shatner
SNAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKES!
If Tarantino would direct Snakes On A Plane? The perfect nexus of all cinema coolness. Truly it would be the greatest movie ever made.
“Does he LOOK like an asp?”
I don’t have anything to contribute, except that “badassed snake-planery” is my favorite phrase that I have read all week.
Hey, why didn’t you guys tell me that Juliana Margulies is in this film? I’ve changed my mind: this is going to be the best movie. EVER.
[Homer Simpson]
Juliana Margulies…mmmmmmmmmmm…
[/Homer Simpson]
Take a close look at the last photo in this gallery and then tell me:
Is there a snake in that guy’s pants?
Is there going to be an unfortunate taser accident?
And given it’s a Hollywood film, the answer is obviously, “No.”
Obviously, all the best snakiness will be in the trailer.
The actual movie will be about a talking kangaroo.
This is reaching new levels of awesome each time I find an interview about it.
Joel? Mike?
The title also makes a lovely epithet…
bangs thumb with hammer “Snakesonaplane!”
See? It’s multi purposeful!
I am *so * going to see this when it comes out!
Samuel L. Jackson would never allow that to happen. Mr. Jackson will ensure we get our snakes.
A comic I read sometimes has [URL=http://wigu.com/overcompensating/2005/09/snakes-on-plane.html] this to say.
Has this been beaten to death yet?
No, you can’t beat the snakes, they are on a Mutha-Fucking plane!! 
Which comic, Scott Plaid?