August 18 … it can’t come soon enough.
SNAKE! Ahhh, it’s a snake!
Apologies, bumped to give thanks that someone else loves that scene! 
Maybe the snakes will eat the pigs.
My favorite proposed sequel title that I’ve heard:
Snakes on a Plane II: Snakes on a Boat
You’ll know they’re scraping the barrel when they resort to product placement, as in Snakes in a Touareg.
“Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain. I wish to announce that there is now a cobra in the cockpit and I have just been bitten . . . As the venom courses through my body, I see an Indian beckoning me to follow him across a sand dune . . . In this painful and deranged moment, I would like to thank you all for flying with this airline . . .”
An unfortunate scene with a snake going after a cat trapped in the hold, I might not see it now unless I have prior knowledge of the cat’s survival.
Hey, a Schrodinger’s movie!
I’m making the official logo my phone’s wallpaper tonight.
So a somewhat serious question: Is this the first instance ever of pre-release buzz actually resulting in changes to a movie?
I mean, they’re adding gore, nudity and Samuel L. Jackson saying “I want these motherfucking snakes off this motherfucking plane!”
Like… they made something already perfect and made it… perfecter. Damn.
(This is my first post in months… and I’m so fucking proud that it’s about Snakes On A Plane!)
Actually Harry Potter 5 is now going to take place on an airplane with Nagli chasing him about the cabin.
Ron: I want this bloody snake off this plane! Crucio!
I also noticed that New Line is running a fan-song competition with the winner to be included in the movie! I’m not sure if that’s that’s too much; could the New Line people pick a song that we think is cool?
Nitpick: Voldemort’s snake is named Nagini.
I think it would be a mistake if they made a sequel involving snakes but no plane. Think about it: would you be excited about this movie if it were called Snakes? I don’t think so. On the other hand, millions of people flocked to the theaters to see a movie called Airplane! What’s the significance? I don’t know.
Here’s my prediction for the sequel:
S2: More Snakes on a Bigger Plane
Starring Dave Chappelle
“There’s snakes on the plane, bitch!”
Re the sequel, would Pissed-off Bees on a Plane or Zombie Chihuahuas on a Plane work, or is there something irreplacably ineffable about snakes?
Zombie Chihuahuas would scare the living shit out of me, I’ll tell you that.
You don’t see them coming, but once you do-- it’s over.
“So, Joey, have you ever been in a cockpit before?”
“No sir. I’ve never even been on an airplane before!”
“So do you like films about snakes?”
Humans are naturally afraid of snakes and spiders, IIRC.
Therefore, the sequel should be:
Spiders on a Cruise Ship
Hey, maybe we could make dinner theater out of this. Scorpions on a Buffet Table!
I think I have the winning sequel name:
Snakes on a Plane 2: Snake on a Planer
Thank you, thank you.
Snakes on a Plane 2: More Snakes, More Planes.
Snakes on a Plane 3: Same Snakes, Different Day.
Snakes on a Plane 4: Snakes vs. Jason.