"Snarky" has jumped the snark...er...shark

snarky, snarky, snarky, snarky, snarky, snarky, snarky, snarky, snarky, snarky, snarky, snarky, snarky, snarky, snarky, snarky, snarky, snarky, snarky, snarky, snarky, snarky, snarky, snarky…

It’s like fingernails on a fucking chalkboard. Stop using this non-word. It’s not funny…It’s not fun. It makes “all your base” sound hip. My grandmother thought “snarky” was played out when she was in first grade. Actually, Plato used the word “snarky” and the other Greeks laughed at him. It gets an 8.4 on the geek scale. Oh, the humanity!

For convenience, I will pre-post some standard responses. Feel free to copy & paste them:

  1. Uh, huh, huh…snarky, snarky, snarky, snarky, snarky, snarky…huh huh.

  2. Blowero, why does it make you so angry? I like the word snarky. Why must you spew your venemous hatred on us poor innocents? If you don’t like it, don’t read our posts. You are such an angry, hate-filled, bitter person, that I fear you are going to buy a shotgun and go berserk.

  3. “Jumped the shark” has jumped the shark, too, you hypocrite.

You forgot waste of bandwidth.

Main Entry: snarky
Pronunciation: 'snär-kE
Function: adjective
Etymology: dialect snark to annoy, perhaps alteration of nark to irritate
Date: 1906
: CROTCHETY, SNAPPISH

Yeah, I was fairly sure it was a word before I saw it in Half-life.

pssssssssssssssst

What is “all your base”?

<-----slinks away feeling old and unhip

Great. Just great. I finally perfect my posting style so that I’m the perfect snarky waste of bandwidth and now they’re going to change the rules on me! I suppose “asshat” is on the way out next too. All that work wasted.

I’m taking this as a not-so-subtle clue that maybe I should remove the “All Your Base” license plate frame from my car.

Lets bring back Felch and Squick. They have been on hiatus for quite a while now.

How about jumping the snark?

While ‘sassy’ and ‘snarky’ annoy me, I’m still sticking with ‘smarmy’.

No-one takes my smarmy away from me… no-one…

Finally, my plans for "moxie’ are starting to come together.

mwahahahaha.

My mum always favoured the word “shirty” in similar circumstances

It annoyed the living fuck out of me. But maybe that was the idea.

there was some game, I think, from Japan (?) where the ENglish was a little, um, tortured?? one of the lines in it was “all your base belong to us”.

and unfortunately, that line for unknown reasons, struck a semi universal funny bone with internet geeks, and for a horrible period of time, you just couldn’t open any forum here w/o at least a half dozen threads about “all your base”.

Hmm. Let’s not and say we did.
Speaking of tired, overused phrases.

I used “snarky” during a staff meeting last year and my boss thought it was hilarious. Today, I found out that I’m getting a promotion at the end of the month.

Coincidence? I don’t think so.

Tomorrow morning I’m going to send my division head an email with the words “goat-felcher” and “asshat” in it. Management, here I come!

There was a cruise missile under development, called the Snark, which often failed and went plunging into the ocean. Thus, the joke was that they were “snark infested waters”.

That’s all history. The question upon us now: was that area of ocean also shark infested, and if so, did the Snark jump the shark?

All Your Base Belong To Us
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I would be perfectly happy to stop using “snarky” provided you supply me with another word to substitute that conveys the same meaning.

Nah. Saying ““Jumped the shark” has jumped the shark” has jumped the shark.

And don’t say “Saying “Saying ““Jumped the shark” has jumped the shark” has jumped the shark.” has jumped the shark.” because infinite recursion has really jumped the shark.
:dubious:

(No real reason for that smilie, I just haven’t used it yet.)

Waitaminute, when the hell did “snarky” become an internet catchphrase? I’ve been using that word all my life, in much the way I use all sorts of other words, and I never knew it was hip or trendy at all! And now it’s not, so I sound lame and dated whenever I use it! Which isn’t really a big change for me!