And I know them all, having lived with and worked with them. It’d almost be presumptuous for this suburban white boy to say it, but they are all friends of mine, and I get all of the jokes. “What can a skinny girl do for you?” “What is, ‘not a damn thing?’” Not necessarily my answer, but I’m openminded.
“Mom, was dad’s ex-girlfriend fat?”
“Yes.”
“Well, she looked good to me.”
Wife talks a good, white, suburbanite game when her fellow Lutherans talk, but tonight I bought her the first bottle of Mumbo* I’ve seen out here for 30 years. “Ooh! I like that on coleslaw.”
All I could say was, “You can take the girl out of Gage Park, but you can’t take the Gage Park out of the girl. How deep do I have to scratch to find your inner hillbilly?”
FTR, Welsh, Polak, and, fundementally, Hillbilly, based on what she eats. Note that all three are insults, depending on who you are. And a one-D Adams (MIL looks like John Quincy), showing what mutts** people who claim pedigree here are. In a doctor’s waiting room she struck up a conversation with a black woman with her grandmother’s name. Four generations separated them.
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- Mumbo is the classic Southside Chicago BBQ sauce. Vinegar and ketchup. I need to teach our daughter the fine art of cooking with it (over the coals until you burn the shit out of it), though, as a Kraut plus Mick, anything involving cabbage is intriguing. But I would wilt the cabbage and drain it before tossing it with Mumbo, because A) I watch the shows daughter pretends to watch, and B) I fucking know how to cook.
** - In the US we are all mutts, by European standards, and getting muttier all the time. I prefer “hybrid vigor,” because, as an Anthropologist trained in the center of corn hybridization, I know the need to inject new genes into the genome. Oldest is doing her part by getting engaged to a Japanese warlord’s distant relation.