[Long pointless rant]
Show’s already aired in the Pacific time zone so I think it’s not necessary to use spoiler tags.
The long awaited season premier of Saturday Night Live began. What was the name of the host? Jack Schitt? Right there on the stage this fat ugly guy starts acting like an idiot. He goes backstage smashing into things and causing general chaos. He’s rude to the new cast members.
And because he’s the host, he’s in almost every goddamn sketch. And every sketch that he’s in sucks rocks. This is what passes for comedy these days?
Of course they showed the commercial for his movie. In it he’s in a classroom jumping all over desks. Behavior that IRL would land him in the hospital or jail. That’s one movie I don’t want to see.
Then some kid gets up on the stage to sing. Blecch. Whatever happened to having the Doobie Brothers or Simon and Garfunkel on the show?
FINALLY they got to the Weekend Update. A sketch with no Jack Scat. And it was the one sketch in the whole damn show that didn’t suck (actually I think Tina Fey is real sexy in those stylish frames… come to papa… meow!)
Even with the cartoon (and not Mr. Smigel’s best work either, IMO) the show still blew chunks. I should have turned the TV off after WU and spared myself the wine spitting batshit.
Worst. Episode. Ever.