I love these skits. But I must say that the ones with Sean Connery are the best. What is everyone’s favorite of these?
The one the Seinfeld hosted was great too…
David Duchovny as Jeff Goldblum. When asked to write any letter, he wrote the number 2. “Ah, ah, the letter two, my friend.”
Tobey Maguire as Keanu Reeves. “I know kung fu!” “No you don’t!”
And I thought I was the only poor soul who loves so skits so much.
Okay, here goes (with apologies in advance for my first attempts at vB codes):
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Connery “I’ll take The Rapists for $200”
Trebek “Umm, that’s Therapists, Mr. Connery” -
Connery “I’ll take Swords for $5000”
Trebek “That’s S-Words, Mr. Connery” -
The whole Miso, followed by Horny, bit that I won’t try to explain to the uninitiated.
Friggin’ hilarious skits! Thanks A Million for bringing it up. I am now smiling after a really Blue Monday.
Oh i loved that one! 
“Miso. Very good, a type of soup. Let’s see how much you wagered. Horny…”
And also Mathew Perry being the batman guy…er…Michael Keaton?
Oh gosh I love the mispronouncing ones.
this one rocks (Connery, Sandler, Cruise)
Connery - I’ll take Famous Titties for $400
Trebek - That’s Titles, Famous Titles for $400, the answer is - “What is the name of the book that gave the movie ‘Gone With the Wind’ it’s name”.
RING
Connery - Dolly Pardon!!
hahahaha, I love that
Alex Trebek: This December 25 holiday involves decorating a tree and opening presents.
(Burt Reynolds buzzes in)
Burt Reynolds:Yeah, what’s my birthday.
AT:Is your birthday December 25, Mr. Reynolds?
BR:No, July 7th.
AT:Actually, I have your bio here; it’s Feb. 11.
(pauses)
(BR buzzes in again)
BR: What is July 7th?
Oh, and Donahue’s rants and Brando’s eccentricity weren’t bad either.
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Connery “I’ll take Anal Bum Cover for $###”
Trebek “That’s An Album Cover, Mr. Connery”
The skit with Jimmy Fallon as Hillary Swank…forgetting to thank her sobbing husband in the audience yet again.
I have 5 of these as MP3s on my computer. Here are my favorites:
Sean Connery Bungling words – The-rapists, swords, the penis mightier, etc.
The Category titles – “Your ass or a hole in the ground,” “Foods that end in –amburger,”
Alex: “Name this object”
Minnie Driver: “A popsicle.”
Jeff Goldbloom: “Stalks or a pillory.”
Alex: “IT’S A FRICKING HAMMER.”
Connery: “I’ll take months that start with Feb . . .Trebek.”
Alex: “For how much?”
Connery: “Surprise me you filthy bastard!”
Connery: “I have to ask you about the penis mightier.”
Alex: “It is not penis mightier is ‘pen is mightier.’”
Nicholas Cage: “Wait, wait, wait. Are you selling penis mightiers?”
Alex: “And finally in the lead, Burt Renyolds . . .who has apparently changed his name to Turd Ferguson.”
Alex: “Burt Renyolds . . .pick a category.”
Connnery (to Burt): “Pick Swords.”
Renyolds: “Yeah sure, give me swords.”
Alex: “IT’S S-WORDS! For how much?”
Renyolds: “Ah hell lets go nuts. Swords for $48,000!”
Those are the greatest Turd Ferguson is my favorite one, but I absolutely love
::paraphrasing::
Alex: Indoors! Oh my god, he actually got one right. And let’s see what he wagered… I heart boobs.
and
the one where Burt Reynolds thinks he breaks his buzzer, and then buzzes in to say he fixed it. Classic!
My personal favorite (I forget who the actor is here):
John Travolta buzzes in.
Alex: “And it’s an audio daily double. Name this continent:”
Voice Over: “Asia.”
As Travolta concentrates. And concentrates. And concentrates some more.
Cracks me up.
Yeah, where can you find sites with these soundclips?
I am not sure about actual sites, but I know of a certain company under fire by the MPAA (hint*hint) has lots of users with them on their harddrives.
“I can’t read or write”
“Good for you”
“Eleventy Billion Dollars–a number so large it does not exist”
“Yet”
And of course–“Light urple?”
It’s not the MPAA, it’s the RIAA! Unless “Man Who Sleeps A Lot” started carrying movies, too…
One of my favorites: At the end of final Jeopardy when Alex reveal Sean Connery’s wager, Connery has wagered “Suck it, Trebek.”
I see you wrote your wager first, Mr. Connery. And you wagered a Buck.
Let’s see what you have for a question…
Futter
Buck Futter
Remember the one where Mr. Connery made a middle finger. . .
hah… that was hillarious
AT: I’m going to hold up an object, and you buzz in and tell me what it is.
SC: It’s a man with a moustache.
AT: No, Mr. Connery, I am not the object.
AT: And the answer is "He is the current President of the United States. His last name is Clinton. His first name is Bill. His name is Bill Clinton. For goodness sakes, somebody just say Bill Clinton.
Google is your friend. Streaming Video!
Notice there’s two links above… click on “is your friend” for the vids