Oh Nooooooo!
There, that wasn’t so good, now was it?
“SucK it, Trebek!”
Could it be… SATAN!!!
Really!?
Egad, where are those Douchebags?
Bese-a-ball ben verry verry good to me.
Oh, you won’t disturb me. I’ll be in my room masturbating.
You got people starving in India. There are cows walkin’ around everywhere, but will they eat the cows? Noooooooooooooooooo!
<nitpick>No, that’s terrific bass.</nitpick>
No Coke. Pepsi.
Question, I thought mimes weren’t supposed to talk!
Acting!
And that’s news to me.
I hate when that happens.
It might be your uvula.
That’s the news and I am out of here.
Where are you folks from?
You look like a rabbit.
I don’t know if I can say this on television, so I’ll say it backwards: sboob.