SNL non sequitur thread

Mmm, that’s good bass!

Aerosmith is sitting where I eat my Nut n Honey.

It begins with a bloody ‘S’!

Jane, you ignorant slut.

Normally I wear protection, but then I thought “When am I ever going to make it back to Haiti?”

What’s all this I hear about Soviet jewelry?

Look at you swinging girls, having such a good time, enjoying yourselves here and now!

Approved!

We are two…wild and crazy guys!

Yaaaaaaaay, hooray for Uncle Roy!

Oh. Telegram? Just a moment.

Ride the snake…

Tune in next week for another episode of…

Samurai Night Fever!

Land shark!

Pat Sajak is a remarkably nice fellow, I must say.

You know what else really honks me off? When you go into a Mexican restaurant and order a chili burrito, and you open it up and there’s no **chili inside, just this bean paste!

More cowbells!

Falkland Islands!

Chopping broccoli

Great restaurant, serves already-been-chewed food!