Coen Brothers non sequitur thread

Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o’clock this afternoon… with nail polish.

Talk, you un-Reconstructed whelp of a whore!

OK, so we got a trooper pulls someone over, we got a shooting, these folks drive by, there’s a high-speed pursuit, ends here and then this execution-type deal.

The government do take a bite, don’t she?

I know we’re kin, but they got this here depression on. I got to do for me and mine!

What is this, the high hat?

I vote for yours truly!

I vote for yours truly!

I’m with you fellers!

Careful, man, there’s a beverage here!

Shut the fuck up, Donny.

I’m a serious man, Larry.

Well, I still jerk off manually.

We thought you was a toad.

Not sure I agree 100% with your detective work, there.

Regards,
Shodan

It ain’t armed robbery if the gun ain’t loaded.

Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it’s an ethos.

Make up your mind, young feller.

If I freeze, I can’t rightly drop to the floor. Whereas, if I drop, I’ll be in motion!

Regards,
Shodan

Cows! I hate cows worse than coppers!

Well ain’t this place a geographical oddity - two weeks from everywhere!

We’re in a tight spot!

If this ain’t the mess, it’ll do 'til it gets here.