…The Scottish shepherd says ‘Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe’
…It’s the chicken. He’s here to see you.
Twenty dollars, same as in town.
“But you fuck one sheep…”
…Death by ooga booga
…Pardon me, Roy, is that the cat that ate your new shoes?
Damn near killed him!
“If the tampon’s behind my ear, where did I put my pen?”
…then some asshole has my pen!"
…no, but thankfully I got 'em with the car door.
You’ve got me driving two obese Patties, special Ross, Lester G. picking bunions on a Sesame Street bus.
…a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis
…and anyone can catch a blue elephant.
. . .most of us just ride the camel into town and find a prostitute.
You have a drink named Bob?
…don’t worry, Father, there’s a parachute left; that guy who said he was the smartest man in the world jumped out with my knapsack.
Because she’s my girl, Bill.
Crunch bird, my ass!
MOO!
No, no, it’s just ice cream!