Just the Punchlines, Please.

How he got in my pajamas, I’ll never know.

Lad, I dinna whur y’been, but I see y’tak first prize!

Rectum? Damn near killed 'im!!!

Yuh, the bull’s safe as anything. Can’t say the same about you though.

“Hey! Where’s my jelly donut?!”

<WHAM!!!>

Recognition: that’s all I want.

Know it?!?!? I wrote it!!!

He only took the tips.

–Cliffy

All raht. Y’kin set ‘em a-swingin’ first.

It was stapled to the monkey.

Voodoo Dick my ASS!

I’s a knick-knack, Patty Wack. Give the frog a loan. His old man is a Rolling Stone.

Maybe you should just pet him first.

I got your fucking canoe! Right here!

It doesn’t say “puny.” It says “Punxsutawney.”

Posse, Silver! Posse!

“I’m afraid not.”

“I’m a dreamer, Montreal.”

Yo, man, I’m fuckin’ despair!

“Pardon me, Roy, is that the cat who chewed your new shoes?”