. . .why the long face?
Footprints in the butter.
So I bucked one, and Timbuktu!
The Aristocrats!
A stick.
A pool table.
“But, honey, this one’s eating my peanuts!”
I didn’t wish for a 12" pianist.
Yes, I knew Pancho Villa…we had lunch together!
That’s one.
Praise the Lord!
So the parrot says: “What did that chicken say to piss you off?”
Potatoes!
No, I said SHIP me a ton of bricks!
…That was the narrowest runway I’ve ever seen, but damn, is it wide!
You don’t understand – Chunks is my dog!
…to get to the other side!
That’s all you do…bird imitations?
…I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?
Listen carefully: bring a posse.