Snowmegeddon. Worst. Word. Ever.

[tdn]

This is a thread about snomenclature.

[Shot_From_Guns]

It’s the warm period after the storm you really have to watch out for, though. It’s just thawful.

[Mr.Miskatonic]

@Shot_From_Guns

It’s the warm period after the storm you really have to watch out for, though. It’s just thawful.

I now hate all of you.

[Patty_O_Furniture]

People are talking about having cabin fever… after being indoors one or two days. What is the name of the disease that causes you to forget what words mean? I can’t seem to remember… maybe I should make one up.

[tdn]

Thingy.

[Starving_Artist]

@Roland_Orzabal

The word is loathsome; the sentiment expressed by it is moreso. I do hope you’ll excuse me if I tack on a sub-rant of my own.

Dear every-other-fignuts-I-run-into: shut the fuck up about the snow. More specifically…

“It’s snowing again?!” Yes. Shut the fuck up.

“But I’m tired of snow!” Then move south for the winter. Can’t? Then shut the fuck up.

“But we never get this much snow here!” Select one of the following:
[ul][li]Looks like we do. Shut the fuck up.[*]Four times in one year, two of which accumulated more than three inches? Here, talk to my buddy in D.C.; he’ll tell you to shut the fuck up.[/ul][/li]
Really, people. It’s snow. It happens. There will be frozen stuff on the ground for a while, driving might be annoying for a couple of days. You will survive, quite likely unharmed. If you disagree, then take a moment to contemplate your impending doom, reflect upon your life, the things you’ve done, the people you’ve loved; collect yourself, steel your nerves for your imminent white and fluffy demise, and shut the fuck up.

(And before anyone brings up the recent posts by that guy who’s stuck in Afghanistan thanks to the snow, I assure you that those whose above-referenced bitching I encounter here in southern Virginia aren’t in that same predicament, so please accept this pre-emptive “shut the fuck up”.)

Great post!

[Shot_From_Guns]

Thank god you quoted all of it, so that we could read it all over again, instead of having to scroll up a whole 20 if we wanted to re-read it.

[blondebear]

Meh. The Eskimos have at least 100 words better than Snowmageddon.

[Cat_Whisperer]

@gonzomax

Fox is claiming the snow storm proves global warming is a hoax. Yep, thats all over now. No more warming.

No! I want my warming! I want +30ºC in the middle of winter! (That’s 80F or so for you hold-outs!)

[billfish678]

cue Simpsons comic book guy.

Worst…snowjob…ever…

[Enderw24]

snowmgod, it’s like a Blizzasaurus Rex out there!

[Skywatcher]

@Roland_Orzabal

The word is loathsome; the sentiment expressed by it is moreso. I do hope you’ll excuse me if I tack on a sub-rant of my own.

Dear every-other-fignuts-I-run-into: shut the fuck up about the snow. More specifically…

“It’s snowing again?!” Yes. Shut the fuck up.

“But I’m tired of snow!” Then move south for the winter. Can’t? Then shut the fuck up.

“But we never get this much snow here!” Select one of the following:
[ul][li]Looks like we do. Shut the fuck up.[*]Four times in one year, two of which accumulated more than three inches? Here, talk to my buddy in D.C.; he’ll tell you to shut the fuck up.[/ul][/li]
Really, people. It’s snow. It happens. There will be frozen stuff on the ground for a while, driving might be annoying for a couple of days. You will survive, quite likely unharmed. If you disagree, then take a moment to contemplate your impending doom, reflect upon your life, the things you’ve done, the people you’ve loved; collect yourself, steel your nerves for your imminent white and fluffy demise, and shut the fuck up.

(And before anyone brings up the recent posts by that guy who’s stuck in Afghanistan thanks to the snow, I assure you that those whose above-referenced bitching I encounter here in southern Virginia aren’t in that same predicament, so please accept this pre-emptive “shut the fuck up”.)

@Starving_Artist

Great post!

Right!

[Fear_Itself]

Did no one suggest Snowzilla?

[John_Mace]

I thought they were calling it Snownami. That’s not bad, is it?

It’s probably Obama’s fault for offending God. In that case, we can call it snowgate.

[Annie-Xmas]

Food, hell. I wonder about people who fill shopping carts with bottled water. What do they think snow is made of?

And toilet paper I’m sure Laura Ingalls-freaking-house-on-the praire wasn’t so worried about her outhouse.

[deball]

@minlokwat

Snowpocalypse is making the rounds too.

It’s part of the ongoing, lame-ass trend of creating portmanteau / world amalgams that remains all the rage.

bromance / sexting / frenemy / staycation and so on ad nauseum.

It’s not cute; it’s not clever and a far cry from being remotely original.

Bunch of fucktards.

+1. If I hear the word “Bacne” on the radio again, as in acne on your back, I may flip.

[Johnny_Angel]

@gonzomax

Fox is claiming the snow storm proves global warming is a hoax. Yep, thats all over now. No more warming.

And if it had been warm I’m sure they would be debunking the myth of “seasonal weather patterns”.

[Wheelz]

In lieu of any original comment from me, here’s a funny bit from last night’s Daily Show.

[ataraxy22]

Snowagnarok

[Der_Trihs]

@minlokwat

Snowpocalypse is making the rounds too.

I’ve also seen SnOMG!!!

Actually, one of the funnier things about this is the mockery of Canadians who find the panic over snow amusing.