Man, those Arizona bars are tough.
So the bartender says, “We don’t get many bobcats in here” and the bobcat says “It’s no wonder at these prices and the getting shot and killed in the parking lot thing is not a big draw either.”
Poor kitty was just out for a walk looking for a pizza and a beer.
That’s why pandas are better criminals. They don’t stick around after the crime. They eat shoots and leaves.
So a bobcat walks into a bar, goes up to the first patron he sees and says “Have you met my mother?” Patron replies:“no”. Bobcat: “Then meet my paw!”
**SLASH! **
I hope they name a drink after it.
What’s in a Bobcat?
*Just a couple of shots. *
Bobcat: Why am I suddenly feeling so sleepy?
Bartender: Well, that was the bar bitch you ate…
A buddy of mine had a rather unpleasant encounter with one of those suckers several years ago. It’s amazing how many times you have to kill them before they actually get the message and die.
Dangit, I was gonna say this one…
Jeebus! What were the test results - did it have rabies? I’ve never heard of an animal attacking with that level of tenacity unless it was rabid.
So, a bobcat limps into a bar on three legs. The bartender says, “Can I help you?” “Yeah,” says the bobcat. “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.”
Good thing it wasn’t a cougar!
I’ll say!
Just a minute here:
Aren’t bobcats those cute little rascals with tufty ears?
I just Googled, they are sooooo cute and you rotten lot killed him
Like I said, cute as hell
Pardon me, Roy, is that the cat that ate your new shoes?
One of my favorite series of photos ever posted on this site - close encounters between KlondikeGeoff’s cat and a young bobcat.
Last I heard Cougars are very welcome in just about any bar.
The impression I got from the younger set was that cougars were not considered that attractive. However, as I am that age, I might disagree.
Eh, that’s nothing. We get Bobcats in the bars around here all the time. Grizzlies don’t get a very friendly reception around here, but we mostly only see them once every couple of years when it’s a home game for us.