So a local bank got robbed, hires security.

I work for a bank. The holiday season sees its share of robberies. There was one just down the street just the other day. The next day they had a security guard.

:rolleyes:

GUARD

I cropped the photo so the bank name was not revealed.

I hope they were just sneezing down their coat or something, and NOT sleeping!

He’s licking a ketchup stain off his jacket. Right?

I think there’s a burger hidden in there.

No, she was snoring…sound asleep.

You DID forward that picture to whoever’s in charge at your bank, didn’t you? Assuming they didn’t already witness this personally.

Well her other job is night watchman at a coffee store. She’s gotta sleep sometime.

Bank security almost never works for the actual bank. They are usually contracted through private security firms, so they might be the ones to contact. Often the same one is not there the next day, too.

Didn’t they watch Seinfeld? You never give a security guard a chair.

As my brother is so fond of saying, “If its so valuable, why are you only paying someone minimum wage to guard it?”

He?

They hired a Boohbah!

I never realized that a woman could use her own boobs as a pillow. How convienant.

You contact the bank so they know they aren’t getting the services they paid for from their vendor. The bank has the leverage with the vendor, as they are the customer. It wouldn’t hurt to contact the security company per se, but the best course of action is to contact the bank as a disgruntled customer so they can use their leverage against the security company.