What a sweetheart!
Well, if you were dead, this would be the first true zombie thread (& it’s only a day old). :eek:
To be fair, you were starting to smell a little ripe.
But I feel better! I may go for a walk!
HEY! That is some PREMIUM Bath and Body Works! I’ve spent at least $30 (Canadian) to smell this good!
Give it up, you’re not fooling anyone! 
Well I, for one, am pleased to hear that the rumours of your death have been greatly exaggerated.
Awww thanks! Now that I have had a near death experience, I will have to start living more adventures!
The last sumbitch who said to me “I thought you were dead”-- well, I told him he best learn to hire better hit men. And then I kicked him square in the nutballs.
Try wingsuit diving! (Google it. Find some YouTube videos.)
Skydivers jump out of airplanes or off cliffs wearing a wingsuit, which basically turns them into a flying squirrel.
But vat about Moose?
Hmmm given my fear of heights, not sure that will be a go…
Apparently not a case of “really, most sincerely dead”. So no house fell on you?
Not that I recall, no. I tend to sleep light, so a house falling on me would probably, at least, wake me up.
Methinks I’m starting to become “the spaced out mod” to the OP…just today I wondered who she was when she started talking to me on FB, …
…despite only talking to her and having that conversation (including talking about my gaffe that spawned THIS topic) in the history just a few inches above me saying “Who are you again?”:smack:
My first impression has been ruined five times over by now.
Insert the obligatory Monty Python links here and to reference another favorite movie
Us Poysyns are never more dangerous than when we’re dead.
You’re not fooling anyone, you know. 
If it’s any consolation, I was gone for a decade, and no one missed me at all. 
Not being seen is very important.
I would notice you gone now, if you did it again… now that I know who the screen name equals on my FB.
When I saw the thread title and name, I was thinking that the OP had been mixed up with Persephone.
This reminds me of one of The Secret Policeman’s Balls when Donovan was performing. When he took the stage someone in the audience yelled “I thought you were dead!”.
Donovan looked up with a smirk and said “Not…yet!”