Oh wow man. Like my head just exploded.
I know, right?!
Hah! You’re absolutely right - and I should have known it. I was pictuing Liberace while typing Welk. Was Welk a bad big band leader? I don’t know that there was any serious technical deficiency there - which there should be for the Kenny G comparison to hold.
A lobotomy is the Kenny G of neurosurgery.
Even Kenny G isn’t that bad. The correct answer is that Shia LeBeouf is the Kenny G of acting.
Paris, however, is the Kenny G of modeling.
Snooki is the Kenny G of reality TV shows.
Henry Rollins is the Kenny G of punk.
I think we may actually need to retitle this thread:
“So-and-so is the Celtic music of_____”
Vanilla Ice is the Kenny G of rap.
Michael Bolton is the Kenny G of adult contemporary, I suppose, if it’s possible for there to be such a thing.
Jenna Jameson is the Kenny G of porn.
Liberace is like Kenny G, good chops, poor taste.
Al Gore is the Kenny G of the Internet.
Kings of Leon are the Kenny G of garage rock.
Jimmy Eat World are the Kenny G of emo.
McDonalds is the Kenny G of fast food. If that.
Geraldo Rivera is the Kenny G of TV News
This makes no sense. You mean, compared to all the other soulful and heartfelt fast food restaurants? Like, Wendy’s and Burger King are REAL fast food, McDonalds is watered down pablum for the soccer moms and suburban dads who want to like fast food but don’t really like fast food?
Michael Buble is the Kenny G of Frank Sinatra (and Tony Bennett et al).
Sting is the Kenny G of the Police.
Mt Fuji is the Kenny G of mountain climbing.
Sting is a douchebag, but a talented one. Michael Buble is a talented singer.