So can elephants jump or not?

In the current Mailbag article Are hippos the most dangerous animal?, Jill states that “but, like elephants, they (hippos) can’t jump.” I know the original Mailbag article on the subject of elephants jumping said that they could not jump, but the follow up said that they could. Which is it? Or do I get a “whoooosh” for believing the follow up to the original Mailbag piece, which was actually tongue-in-cheek?

Yes, they can, but they don’t pass worth a damn. ba-dump-tshhh!

The follow-up was written by my wise-ass dad and yes, you get a major whooooooosh.
Jill

MMMMMM boy howdy, that’s quite a loud WHOOOOOOOOSH!

Come on, give me a little credit- do you believe that if I thought a VW jumped a fence I’d title this thread “So can elephants jump or not?”.